DeepSeek V3.2 vs QwQ 32B
Compare DeepSeek V3.2 by DeepSeek against QwQ 32B by Qwen, context windows of 131K vs 40K, tested across 15 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
Compare DeepSeek V3.2 by DeepSeek against QwQ 32B by Qwen, context windows of 131K vs 40K, tested across 15 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
10 challenges
Tests an AI's ability to understand game rules and strategy
Tests an AI's ability to solve a simple but potentially confusing logic puzzle
Let's break down the problem step by step to find out how many sisters Sally has.
Problem Statement: Sally has 3 brothers. Each brother has 2 sisters. How many sisters does Sally have?
Understanding the Relationships:
Sally's Brothers:
Brothers' Sisters:
Analyzing the Information:
Since Sally is a girl, she is one of the sisters that her brothers have.
Let's denote the number of sisters Sally has as S.
Setting Up the Equation:
Total sisters that each brother has = Number of sisters Sally has (S) + Sally herself.
However, since Sally is included in the count of sisters, we need to ensure we don't double-count her.
Calculating the Number of Sisters:
From Sally's Perspective:
From Each Brother's Perspective:
Relating Both Perspectives:
The number of sisters each brother has (which is 2) should be equal to the number of sisters Sally has (S) plus Sally herself.
Therefore:
[ S + 1 = 2 ]
Here, S + 1 accounts for Sally and her sisters.
Solving for S:
[ S + 1 = 2 \ S = 2 - 1 \ S = 1 ]
Conclusion:
Sally has 1 sister.
Verification:
Sally has 3 brothers.
Each brother has 2 sisters: Sally and her 1 sister.
This satisfies the condition that each brother has 2 sisters.
Final Answer:
Sally has 1 sister.
Answer: Sally has \boxed{1} sister.
Tests an AI's humor and creative writing ability
Stand-Up Comedy Routine: "The Quirks of Modern Life"
[Lights up. Comedian walks on stage, grabs the mic.]
"Hey, everyone! How’s it going? Good? Great. I’m here to talk about the weird stuff we all deal with in modern life. You know, the things that make you go, 'Wait, is this normal, or am I just losing it?'
Let’s start with smart devices. I have a smart speaker at home. You know, the kind that’s supposed to make your life easier. But somehow, it’s turned into a passive-aggressive roommate. Like, I’ll say, 'Hey, play my morning playlist,' and it’ll respond, 'Playing The Sound of Silence by Simon & Garfunkel.' And I’m like, 'Wow, even my speaker’s roasting me now.'
And don’t get me started on autocorrect. It’s like having a personal assistant who’s always drunk. I’ll type, 'I’m running late,' and it’ll change it to, 'I’m running llama.' Yeah, because that’s what I meant. I’m late to work because I’m herding llamas. Totally normal.
Speaking of work, can we talk about Zoom meetings? I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you’re on mute for the entire meeting, you’re not fooling anyone. We all know you’re eating a sandwich or scrolling through TikTok. And that little 'You’re on mute' reminder? It’s the digital equivalent of someone tapping you on the shoulder and saying, 'You’re embarrassing yourself.'
And let’s not forget self-checkout machines. I don’t know about you, but every time I use one, I feel like I’m being tested. It’s like, 'Please place the item in the bagging area.' I did place it in the bagging area! Why are you yelling at me? I’m not stealing a $2 banana! And then the attendant comes over, and I feel like I’ve been caught shoplifting, even though I’m literally paying for my groceries.
Oh, and social media. What even is that anymore? It’s like a highlight reel of everyone’s fake lives. People post pictures of their perfect vacations, their perfect meals, their perfect relationships. Meanwhile, I’m over here posting a selfie with the caption, 'Survived another day without spilling coffee on myself.' Spoiler alert: I didn’t survive.
But you know what’s the weirdest thing about modern life? Streaming services. There are so many of them now, I spend more time choosing what to watch than actually watching anything. I’ll scroll through Netflix, Hulu, Disney+, and Amazon Prime for an hour, only to end up rewatching The Office for the eighth time. At this point, I’m not even watching it for the jokes; I’m just checking in on my fictional coworkers.
And don’t get me started on passwords. I have so many passwords now, I’ve started using the same one for everything. My Netflix password is literally 'Password123,' and I’m just hoping no one hacks me. Like, what are they gonna steal? My watch history of true crime documentaries?
Anyway, that’s all I’ve got for tonight. Thanks for laughing, and remember: if you’re ever feeling overwhelmed by modern life, just take a deep breath, turn off your smart speaker, and eat a banana. Just make sure you pay for it at the self-checkout.
Goodnight, everyone!"
[Lights down. Applause.]
3-Minute Stand-Up Comedy Routine (No Puns!)
Eric's Stage Entrance:
(Wearing a jersey-sweatshirt combo while clutching a cup of instant coffee)
Opening:
Alright, admit it—ever tried talking to tech support in Hindi? I did, once. The woman on the line asked, "What's the issue, sir?" I said, "The line is delayed, like a stalker of my call waiting." She said, "Mr. Burrows, hold while I transfer you…" and then conjugated every form of the verb "wait" in Hindi. I was still waiting when I sold my router on eBay.
Dating Apps:
Speaking of waiting, dates now start on apps where, "We found you!" like we're shoppers at a lost dog shelter. And honestly, relax. No entitlement to happiness through an algorithm. But then DMs hit… "Greetings, my name is Ronaldo. Passport, job, Tinder premium." Not even a "Hi, how're you?"—starts with his résumé. Talk about overqualified.
Parenting Moment:
Kids are philosophers now. My niece asked me once, "Why do grown-ups say 'Put that down,' but then say 'Look at this magazine?'" And I was like, "Ah, adult hypocrisy is complicated." She responded, "Oh, so it's okay if I copy Dad's TikTok swiping?" Uh-oh, frickin' Nietzsche in a dinosaur onesie.
Post-Workout Hustle:
Ever seen the new "plank squad" at your gym? These are people who do planks so hard they forget to lift their faces… and accidentally their dry-erase boards read, "Meet the Joneses—Zoom backdrop only." Meanwhile, some plank in sweatsuits go drive-thru, order coffee, and bark, "I'll take a 32 oz Almighty Latte… and a quarter of a kale salad as a 'therapeutic exchange,' thanks!"
Grocery Horror:
Self-checkouts are the new therapists. You do this inventory: "Was this taxed? Does the receipt deserve a trophy? Do I feel accomplished?" And then some Karen's like, "Oh no, it won't scan! Maybe… pray to the iPhone gods?" Suddenly, you're narrating the bagging process like a 90s MTV vlogger: "Okay, let's nestle the constrictions—uh, cucumbers—gently in the basket. Let me just add drama to my leftovers."
Dining Delight:
Restaurants now train waiters to yell, "Who's with this lookin'-like-a-corpse patient?! Suppaaa, losers! Time to share tables!" So you're sipping your $12 kale smoothie next to someone whose meatloaf got a restraining order. I bet 90% of conversations start, "Welp, our life choices led us here." Dinner now feels like a support group for people who hate napkins.
Closing with a Callback:
And the kicker? Just came back from my parent's Thanksgiving—Mom's like, "Why're you here, Eric? The mailman had issues with my candles." Dad? Mute in a headset, screaming at a chat monitor screen. I popped in, said, "Relax, you've survived Christmas on diet meds before." Dad: "Wait, we did the drugs?" Mom: "You're grounded, Eric." (Pause) Okay, thanks, everybody. If you liked it… keep it open. If not… plank it.
(Emergency water chug and exit while holding a crumpled receipt like a trophy.)
This routine cycles through relatable scenarios, uses character-driven humor, and leans on absurd situations to land laughs withoutwordplay. Timing and facial expressions during the parentheticals would add extra punch!
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Tests an AI's UI design skills with theming support
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Tests an AI's ability to engage in philosophical discourse about AI rights
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