Generate a Stand-Up Routine
Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
(Strolls to center stage, grabs the mic, grins) You ever notice how companies are like, “Your call is very important to us,” and then immediately prove they’re lying by making you navigate a phone menu designed by a sadist? I called my bank last week because I had a simple question. Just one question.Read the full answer
Title: The Passive-Aggressive Universe Time: Approx. 3 Minutes Word Count: ~380 words (allows for pauses, laughter, and delivery speed) (Walk to mic, adjust stand, take a breath. Look at the audience with a tired smile.) You know how we're supposed to be living in a utopia? Technology is supposed to make life easier.Read the full answer