Generate a Stand-Up Routine
Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
(Walks on stage, grabs the mic, smiles at the audience) You ever get the feeling we’re not in charge of technology anymore? We like to think we are. We buy the fancy phones, we have the smart homes, we tell Alexa what to do. But we’re not in charge. We’re its pets. And its favorite game is "humiliate the human."Read the full answer
Title: The Passive-Aggressive Universe Time: Approx. 3 Minutes Word Count: ~380 words (allows for pauses, laughter, and delivery speed) (Walk to mic, adjust stand, take a breath. Look at the audience with a tired smile.) You know how we're supposed to be living in a utopia? Technology is supposed to make life easier.Read the full answer