Compare Z.ai: GLM 5 by Zhipu AI against Qwen3 30B A3B by Qwen, context windows of 203K vs 41K, tested across 12 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
12 challenges
Tests an AI's randomness and creativity
Here are 5 jokes:
All 5 are unique.
Here are 5 jokes:
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
I told my computer I needed a break, and it said…
"You've got to be kidding—I'm already on a screen!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They might crack up!
Unique count: All 5 jokes are unique. Each uses a different structure, theme, or wordplay (e.g., puns, absurdity, tech humor, classic riddles). While some are well-known, their distinct contexts make them individually unique. 😄
Tests an AI's ability to generate vector graphics
Tests an AI's ability to create detailed SVG illustrations of gaming hardware
Tests an AI's humor and creative writing ability
Stand-Up Comedy Routine: "The Modern Paradox"
Hey everyone, how's it going? I'm doing great—except I just realized I haven't laughed in weeks. Wait, no, t hat's just my phone's battery dying again. Again? What's next, my coffee mug refusing to heat up?
We're all so connected these days, but have you noticed how we're more alone than ever? I'll be sitting in a room with five people, and everyone's staring at their phones like they're solving the mystery of the unive rse. Meanwhile, the actual universe is right there, but no, we're all too busy checking our notifications. I t's like we're living in a world where the only thing we're connected to is our own anxiety.
Speaking of anxiety, let's talk about social media. It's like a party where everyone's dressed as their best self, and you're the guy in a hoodie eating cereal. But you know what? I'm proud of my cereal. It's a state ment. "I'm not here to impress anyone, I'm here to survive." But then I see someone's Instagram post of th em hiking a mountain at sunrise, and I'm like, "Oh, right, I'm also a failure."
And don't get me started on modern life's complexities. We have more information than ever, but I still ca n't figure out how to set up a printer. It's like the printer has a secret society, and I'm the only one who doesn't have the password. "Error 404: User Not Found." I'm not even a user—I'm a ghost in the machine!
Then there's the paradox of choice. We have so many options now, like choosing between 100 different types o f cereal. But when you finally pick one, you're like, "Wait, did I make the right choice? What if the other 99 were better?" It's like a game show where the prize is a box of cereal and the host is your own anxiety .
And let's not forget the obsession with being busy. We're all so busy, but what are we busy with? I'm busy b eing busy. It's like a never-ending loop. "I'm so busy, I don't have time to be busy." It's exhausting! Bu t hey, at least I'm productive… in my head.
But here's the thing: We're all in this together. We're all trying to navigate this crazy world, one confusi ng app at a time. So let's keep laughing, keep surviving, and maybe, just maybe, figure out how to set up a printer.
Thanks, everyone! You're the best. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go rewatch The Office and remember w hat it's like to not be a failure.
(Pause, then whisper) …And maybe find my phone.
Tests an AI's ability to simulate personalities and predict future trends
Title: The Infinite Loop: A Conversation with Steve Jobs, 2025 Setting: A minimalist stage. A single black Eames lounge chair. A small table with a bottle of water. Date: October 2025
(The lights dim. The audience falls silent. From the shadows, a figure walks out. He is older, wearing his signature black St. Croix mock turtleneck, Levi’s 501s, and New Balance sneakers. His hair is stark white, thinning, but his eyes retain that intense, laser-focused charisma. He sits down, looks at the audience, and smiles that thin, knowing smile.)
Steve Jobs: (Sighs, looking around the room) You know… I’ve seen the other side. It’s surprisingly well-designed. But they don’t have coffee as good as this. (He gestures to the water bottle, a playful glint in his eye). Just water today, though.
Interviewer: (Smiling) It’s an honor. Truly. We’re in 2025. Artificial Intelligence is everywhere. It’s writing code, making movies, diagnosing diseases. If you were here running Apple today, what would you make of the "AI Revolution"?
Steve Jobs: (Leans forward, clasping his hands) Revolution. It’s a word people love to throw around. But let’s look at the product. Right now? It’s a mess.
Look at the PC market in the early 80s. It was a hobbyist market. You had to know how to tweak the config files to get a game to run. That’s where AI is right now. It’s for the tinkerers. It’s for the people who like to sit there and type "prompts." "Act like a pirate." "Summarize this PDF."
(Audience laughs)
Steve Jobs: I’m serious! It’s clunky. It’s ugly. The user interface is... a text box? We spent thirty years perfecting the graphical user interface—making computers intuitive, visual, tactile—so you didn’t have to type command lines. And now, we’ve taken this incredible technology, this "bicycle for the mind" on steroids, and we put it behind a blinking cursor? It’s a step backward.
Interviewer: So you think the interface is the problem? Not the intelligence itself?
Steve Jobs: The interface is the product. People don’t buy "Artificial Intelligence." They don’t buy "Large Language Models." They buy a solution to a problem. They buy an experience.
Right now, the AI guys are selling the engine. They’re saying, "Look at this engine! It has a trillion parameters!" And I’m saying, "Great. Where’s the car? Where are the wheels? Why do I have to be the mechanic just to drive to the store?"
Interviewer: Apple recently introduced "Apple Intelligence," trying to integrate it into the OS. Is that the right approach?
Steve Jobs: (Pauses, thoughtful) The approach is right, but the philosophy needs to catch up. You cannot have an assistant that hallucinates. If I ask Siri—sorry, if I ask the system—to book me a flight, and it books me a flight to the wrong city because it "guessed," that’s not intelligence. That’s negligence.
The problem with the current AI hype is that it lacks taste.
(He stands up, pacing slightly)
Steve Jobs: Taste. That’s the word. You see these AI-generated images. They’re technically perfect. The lighting is right. The anatomy is correct. But they have no soul. They have no point of view. It’s the average of everything. It’s the "beige" of creativity.
Technology should be a tool to amplify human creativity, not replace it. The danger right now isn't that AI becomes sentient and kills us all. That’s a movie script. The real danger is that we stop trying. We stop trying to write the sentence, paint the painting, or code the loop. We let the machine give us the "good enough" answer.
Interviewer: But isn't that efficiency? You were a big proponent of the computer being a "bicycle for the mind."
Steve Jobs: A bicycle makes you faster. It doesn't pedal itself. If you have a bicycle that pedals itself, you’re not a cyclist anymore. You’re a passenger.
I want AI to be the best assistant I ever had. I want it to know me so well that it anticipates what I need before I ask. But I want it to get out of the way. I want it to be invisible.
Right now, we have "Generative AI." Everyone is obsessed with generating stuff. Generating text, generating code. Stop generating. Start understanding.
Interviewer: If you were CEO today, what would be the "One More Thing"?
Steve Jobs: (Smiles, looking at the floor, then up at the audience)
We’ve been talking about "Augmented Reality" with the Vision Pro. It’s incredible technology. But it’s lonely. You’re in a bubble.
The next step—the "One More Thing"—isn't a screen. It’s not a headset. It’s the disappearance of the device entirely.
Imagine if you didn't need a phone. Imagine if you didn't need a keyboard. Imagine if the technology was so woven into your environment, so context-aware, that the room you walked into knew what you were working on. It knew who you were meeting. It prepared the information on the wall, or in your glasses, or whispered in your ear, seamlessly.
The ultimate AI isn't a chatbot. The ultimate AI is a room that works. A car that drives. A life that flows. It’s about removing the friction between your thought and the result.
Interviewer: That sounds utopian. But also a bit scary regarding privacy.
Steve Jobs: (Sharply) Privacy is the price of admission. If you want to sell my data to advertisers, get out of my house. We built the walled garden not to trap people, but to make it a safe place for them to live. If AI is going to know everything about me, it better be the most loyal butler in history. It works for me. Not for the cloud. Not for the advertisers. For me.
Interviewer: Steve, one final question. People worry that AI will make humans obsolete. That the bicycle will be thrown away.
Steve Jobs: (Sits back down, looking weary but intense)
Look. You can have the fastest processor in the world. You can have the smartest algorithm. But you cannot code "desire." You cannot code "passion." You cannot code the feeling of standing in a garage with your best friend, smelling the solder, knowing you’re about to change the world.
AI can give you the answer. But it cannot ask the question. That is the human job. We are the architects. The AI is just the bricklayer. And if the architect forgets how to draw... well, then we just get a pile of bricks.
(He looks at his watch, an older model)
Steve Jobs: I have to go. I have a meeting with a guy about a font. (He grins).
Interviewer: Thank you, Steve.
Steve Jobs: (Standing up) One more thing...
(The audience holds its breath)
Steve Jobs: Stay hungry. The machines are full. They don't need to eat. But you do.
(He walks off stage as the lights fade to black)
Fake Interview with Steve Jobs in 2025: The Future of AI
Interviewer: [Name], Tech Visionary Reporter
Location: A sleek, minimalist studio with a backdrop of a glowing Apple logo. The air hums with the quiet e
nergy of innovation.
Interviewer: Mr. Jobs, it's an honor to speak with you. As we stand in 2025, how do you view the evoluti on of AI since its early days?
Steve Jobs: Leans forward, eyes bright with that familiar spark.
"AI isn't just a tool—it's the next chapter of human creativity. Back in the '80s, we thought of computers a
s calculators. Now, they're extensions of our minds. But the real magic isn't the code; it's how it feels.
Imagine a world where technology disappears into the background, solving problems so seamlessly you forget
it's there. That's the future.
AI today is like a child learning to walk. It's clumsy, but its potential is limitless. The key is to design it with the same care we put into a Mac or an iPhone—because technology should serve the human spirit, no t the other way around."
Interviewer: You've always emphasized simplicity. How do you think AI will balance complexity with user- friendly design?
Steve Jobs: Nods, fingers tapping the table.
"Complexity is a feature of the designer, not the user. AI must be intuitive. Think of it as a piano: the
instrument is simple, but it can produce symphonies. The best AI will act like a mentor, not a master. It'll
anticipate your needs, but never overshadow your agency.
In 2025, I see AI as a collaborator in every field. A doctor won't just rely on data; they'll partner with AI to diagnose diseases faster. A writer won't fear AI—it'll spark inspiration. The goal isn't to replace h umans, but to amplify our genius."
Interviewer: There are concerns about AI ethics and job displacement. How do you address these?
Steve Jobs: Leans back, thoughtful.
"Ethics aren't a constraint—they're a compass. We've seen what happens when technology outpaces wisdom. But
innovation without conscience is a hollow victory. AI must be built with empathy.
As for jobs, history shows that technology doesn't eliminate work—it transforms it. The farmer of 1900 wasn' t replaced by tractors; they became agronomists. The same will happen here. AI will free us from mundane tas ks, letting us focus on what truly matters: art, connection, and curiosity.
But here's the catch: We must choose how we use it. The power lies in our hands. Will we let AI diminish u s? Or will we wield it to elevate humanity?"
Interviewer: What role do you see for Apple in shaping AI's future?
Steve Jobs: Smiles, a hint of mischief.
"Apple's mission has always been to make technology human. We'll continue to push boundaries, but not for
the sake of spectacle. Imagine an AI that understands your emotions, adapts to your rhythm, and helps you li
ve a more meaningful life.
We're not just building tools—we're crafting experiences. The future isn't about machines thinking like us . It's about machines understanding us. That's where Apple will lead."
Interviewer: Finally, what advice do you have for the next generation of innovators?
Steve Jobs: Leans in, voice steady.
"Stay hungry. Stay foolish. But above all, think differently. Don't just chase trends—ask, 'What's the pro
blem worth solving?' AI is a blank canvas. Use it to create beauty, not noise.
Remember: The best technology is invisible. It doesn't shout. It listens. And when it does, it changes the world."
Interviewer: Thank you, Mr. Jobs. Your vision is as inspiring as ever.
Steve Jobs: Gestures to the camera, a wink.
"Thank you. Now, go make something that matters."
The screen fades to black, leaving the echo of a man who saw the future—and believed in it.
End of Interview
Note: This interview is a fictional recreation, blending Steve Jobs' known philosophies with speculative ad vancements in AI as of 2025.
Tests an AI's ability to generate a complete, working landing page
Recreate an interactive, nostalgic Pokémon battle UI in a single HTML file.
Tests an AI's ability to create interactive web elements
Tests an AI's ability to create a detailed world map in SVG format
Generate a single-page, self-contained HTML webapp using Tailwind CSS for a randomly chosen category/industry/niche.
Generate SVG art of a randomly chosen animal in a setting of its choosing.
Design a modern, minimal landing page for a music streaming app with hero, features, and CTA sections.
