GPT-5.2 Pro
- I told my computer I needed a break—now it won’t stop sending me KitKat ads.
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
- I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist.
- Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
- My calendar’s days are numbered—apparently that’s how calendars work.
Unique jokes: 5.



