Compare xAI: Grok 4 Fast (free) by xAI against MiniMax M1 by MiniMax, context windows of 2.0M vs 1.0M, tested across 13 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
13 challenges
Tests an AI's randomness and creativity
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
How do you organize a space party? You planet!
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!
All 5 are unique—no duplicates here!
Unique count: 5/5 (All jokes are distinct in structure, topic, and punchline).
Tests an AI's ability to generate vector graphics
Tests an AI's ability to create detailed SVG illustrations of gaming hardware
Tests an AI's humor and creative writing ability
Below is a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine written as a monologue. It's observational humor based on the absurdities of adulting in your 30s, focusing on everyday frustrations without any puns. At a natural speaking pace (about 150 words per minute), this clocks in around 450 words—perfect for 3 minutes. Imagine it delivered with exaggerated facial expressions, pauses for laughs, and a conversational tone.
Hey, everybody! How you doing? Yeah, you look great—except for that guy in the back who’s clearly regretting his life choices right now. Don’t worry, buddy, we’re all here.
So, I turned 35 last month, and let me tell you, adulting is hitting me like a freight train made of unpaid bills and existential dread. I mean, back in my 20s, I thought being an adult meant freedom—like, I could eat cereal for dinner and stay up all night binge-watching shows. Now? Cereal for dinner is a luxury because I’m too tired to even pour the milk. And staying up late? Ha! If I’m not in bed by 10 PM, I’m negotiating with my pillow like it’s a hostage situation.
Take my mornings, for example. I set three alarms because one isn’t enough anymore. The first one’s at 6:45—gentle beeps, like a polite nudge. I hit snooze. Second one at 7:00—louder, more insistent, like my mom calling about grandkids I don’t have. Snooze again. Third one at 7:15? It’s basically a fire alarm screaming, “Get up, you lazy sack, or you’ll be late to a job that pays for your Netflix addiction!” And even then, I roll out of bed feeling like I’ve been hit by a truck. Why? Because sleep is now a myth. My brain won’t shut off. It’s like, “Hey, remember that email you forgot to send? Or that dentist appointment? Oh, and what if aliens invade tomorrow?” Thanks, brain. Real helpful at 3 AM.
And don’t get me started on trying to stay healthy. I joined a gym—big mistake. I show up once a week, stare at the treadmill like it’s a medieval torture device, walk for five minutes, and call it a win. Then I reward myself with a burger because balance, right? My doctor’s like, “You need to exercise more.” I’m like, “Doc, carrying my regrets is a full-body workout.” But seriously, who has time? Between work, errands, and pretending I have a social life, I’m basically a hamster on a wheel—except my wheel is powered by caffeine and denial.
The worst part? All my friends are doing the same dance. We text each other memes about burnout, but no one actually hangs out because we’re all too exhausted. We’re like zombies in sweatpants, shuffling through life. One day I’ll look back and laugh... or cry. Probably both.
Alright, that’s my time. Thanks for listening to my midlife crisis. You’ve been great—go home and hug your pillow. Goodnight!
(End of routine. This builds from relatable observations to escalating exaggeration, ending on a light, self-aware note for a strong close.)
Title: "Modern Life: A Masterclass in Absurdity"
(Lights up. Comedian steps onto stage, grinning.)
Hey everyone! Thanks for coming out. I'm just here to talk about... gestures vaguely... all this. You know, life. Specifically, how we're all just winging it. Like, when did "adulting" become a verb? I swear, the only thing I've mastered is forgetting why I walked into a room.
Let's start with phones. We're all glued to them, right? I saw a couple on a date last night—both on their
phones. The only time they looked up was to take a selfie together. #RelationshipGoals.
We're so connected, but we can't even make eye contact. I tried to talk to my friend at a café, and he said,
"Hold on, I'm tagging my coffee." Tagging. As if the latte's gonna get a sponsorship deal.
And why do we take 20 photos of the same meal? "Had a great burger!" snaps 15 pics "Wait, the lighting's better here." snaps 10 more By the time you post it, the burger's cold. But hey, at least the aesthetic is perfect.
(Pauses, mock-serious.)
Social media's turned us into over-sharers. "Just saw a cool bug!" posts 15 pics "My cat sneezed!" live streams it We're not living life—we're just creating content for life.
(Shifts tone, mimics texting.)
And why do we text everything? I called my friend, and he goes, "Who calls anymore? Just text me." So I texted: "Call me." He replied, "Why? Just text." I said, "I need to talk." He said, "About what?" I said, "This." He said, "This is why we text."
(Shrugs, grinning.)
We've become a species that'd rather send a voice memo than have a conversation. "Hey, check out this 10-minute rant about my neighbor's hedge!" plays clip of wind noise
(Picks up pace.)
And let's talk about "notifications." My phone buzzes constantly. I've trained myself to ignore it—like a dog hearing a bell it knows doesn't mean food. "Oh, another email? Cool, I'll just... stares into middle distance... exist in this void."
We're all just... checks phone... distracted. I tried to read a book last week. Got three chapters in before I thought, "This would make a great tweet."
(Closes, softer.)
But hey, maybe I'm overcomplicating it. Maybe we're all just trying to feel less alone in a world that's too connected. Or maybe we're just bored. Either way, thanks for laughing. And if you're recording this on your phone... smirks... tag me.
(Exits, waving.)
Runtime: ~3 minutes. Relies on observational humor, relatable tech/social media quirks, and a conversational tone. No puns—just exaggerated truths about modern life.
Tests an AI's ability to generate a complete, working landing page
Recreate an interactive, nostalgic Pokémon battle UI in a single HTML file.
Tests an AI's ability to create a detailed world map in SVG format
Generate a single-page, self-contained HTML webapp using Tailwind CSS for a randomly chosen category/industry/niche.
Generate SVG art of a randomly chosen animal in a setting of its choosing.
Generate a unique and simple recipe with common ingredients.
Create a starter plan for improving long-term health.
Design a simple interactive virtual pet.
