Generate a Stand-Up Routine
Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Here's a 3-minute, pun-free set you can perform — it's all observational, about 450 words: [Walk up, grab mic] Alright, hi everyone. Thanks for being here. I just turned 32, which is that weird age where you're too young to know what's going on, but you're too old to pretend you don't care.Read the full answer
(Walks to mic, adjusts stand, takes a breath) I’ve come to a quiet realization about grocery shopping. We don’t go to stores anymore. We go to unpaid internships. I used to walk into a supermarket with a cart, buy my food, and leave. Now I walk in, grab a basket, and get handed a shift. No onboarding.Read the full answer