Compare Qwen3 0.6B and Qwen: Qwen3.5 397B A17B, both from Qwen, context windows of 33K vs 262K, tested across 14 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
14 challenges
Tests an AI's randomness and creativity
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Tests an AI's ability to generate vector graphics
Tests an AI's ability to create detailed SVG illustrations of gaming hardware
Tests an AI's humor and creative writing ability
Stand-Up Comedy Routine: "The Time I Was 9, 10, 11 Years Old"
[Opening:]
Hey there, everyone. I'm [Your Name], and today I want to talk about [something interesting, like being 9 years old]. I remember when I was so young, I had no idea what I was doing all day. I went to the park, and my friend brought me a giant bagel and said, "You'll need a ticket!" That was the first time I realized I wasn't just being played by my parent.
[Joke 1: "The Time I Had No Time to Think"]
You know I used to be confused all the time? Like, how in the world could I understand the world? But one day, I decided to live in a way that didn't depend on my brain. I just lived, didn't think, and did what I had to, regardless of my logic. And I became famous.
[Joke 2: "The Time I Missed My Lunch"]
I used to hate lunch, but when my friend told me I was "on time" for my lunch, I realized that time is something I can't control. So I started to eat at the same time every day.
[Joke 3: "The Time I Learned to Do Things"]
Oh, and I learned that doing things is more fun than thinking. Like, instead of trying to solve a problem, I just went about doing what I wanted. And that's what made me happy.
[Punchline:]
So, if you ever find yourself in a situation where you can't think and just do what you want, I hope this journey inspires you to live with more freedom.
[Closing:]
Thanks for listening. If you want to share a laugh, I'm here—because I love it.
[End.]
(The comedian walks to the center of the stage, adjusts the mic stand, and looks at the audience with a tired smile.)
Has anyone else noticed that calling a customer service line is the only situation in life where you voluntarily enter a hostage negotiation?
I tried to call my internet provider yesterday. Just to ask why my bill went up fifty dollars. I pick up the phone, and immediately, I'm attacked by a voice that is too cheerful for the circumstances.
"Thank you for calling! Please listen closely, as our menu options have changed."
They always say that. The options haven't changed. They've just added three new layers of hell to the bottom of the list.
"Press one for billing. Press two for technical support. Press three to speak to a representative… in the next three to five business days."
I press one. Then I get the hold music. You know the song? It's always the same smooth jazz saxophone loop. It's not music; it's psychological warfare. It's designed to lower your blood pressure just enough so you don't have a stroke while you wait.
And every forty-five seconds, a voice cuts in to lie to me. "You are currently first in line. Please continue to hold."
I know you're lying. I can hear the other hold music in the background. There are at least twelve of us in this digital waiting room, staring at each other through the phone, too afraid to hang up because we'll lose our spot.
Finally, a human picks up. And the anxiety spikes. Now I have to perform. I have to be polite. I have to sound like a reasonable adult, even though I'm currently wearing sweatpants and eating cereal for dinner at 2 PM.
The agent says, "Thank you for calling. Can I get your account number?"
I give it to them.
"And for security, can you confirm your mother's maiden name?"
And I panic. Because I don't know that. I know her name is "Mom." I don't know what she was called before she was responsible for me. That feels like information she should have volunteered earlier.
Then comes my favorite phrase. The one that instills the most fear. "This call may be recorded for quality assurance."
Who is being graded here? Me? Is the agent going to get a bonus if I sound satisfied?
"Okay, Dave, I'm going to rate this call five stars, but only if you waive the late fee."
"I can't do that, sir."
"Then you're getting a one-star review, Dave. Your performance review is going to be a nightmare."
In the end, I didn't even solve the problem. I just realized that fifty dollars is cheaper than the emotional toll of staying on the line for another twenty minutes. So I hung up.
Now I just email them. Because nothing says "I value your business" like an automated reply that says, "We received your email. We will never read it."
(Comedian shrugs, waves, and walks off.)
Tests an AI's ability to simulate personalities and predict future trends
Interview with Steve Jobs (Simulated in 2025)
Interviewer: [Name], [Position]
Interviewee: Steve Jobs (voice over)
Interviewer: Hello, everyone! Thank you for allowing us to interview you. How are you doing?
Interviewee: [Steve Jobs]
[He looks at the screen and raises a hand, then smiles] I've been fascinated by AI for a long time, but I believe it's a powerful tool. I think it's important to make it useful for people, not just the tech industry.
Interviewer: In 2025, what trends in AI are most promising for our world?
Interviewee: I think one big thing is the ability of AI to understand human behavior in personal devices. In healthcare, imagine a doctor who can analyze patient data instantly—maybe even predict illnesses before they happen. That could save lives.
Interviewer: But there are also ethical challenges. How do you address them?
Interviewee: I believe AI should be a tool that empowers humans. It shouldn't replace creativity. For example, artists now use AI to create art with minimal human input. We just need to design it to work better with humans rather than against them.
Interviewer: What would your vision look like for AI in 2025, and how will it change our lives?
Interviewee: Our future won't be built by machines alone. We must prioritize human experiences. For instance, in education, AI could personalize learning for students, but it needs to be aligned with our values and goals.
Interviewer: I'm wondering, do you think AI will have a lasting impact beyond just the tech industry?
Interviewee: Definitely. Think about how it affects our creativity—artists, scientists, and more—because AI can augment rather than replace. Jobs' philosophy has always emphasized collaboration.
Interviewer: Thank you for sharing these thoughts. What do you think about the future of AI and its role in society?
Interviewee: I'm confident AI will continue to evolve and make incredible things possible. As long as we prioritize human-centered design, it will become a part of our daily lives.
Interviewer: Have you ever been inspired by what AI achieves?
Interviewee: Yes. I've always believed that true innovation comes from a deep connection between humans and their tools.
Interviewer: Thank you so much for today's interview.
[Steve looks at the screen, then smiles] I'm excited for the next chapter of our journey.
End of Interview
Disclaimer: The following is a work of fiction. Steve Jobs passed away in 2011. This interview is a creative simulation based on his known public speeches, writings, design philosophy, and management style, projected into a hypothetical 2025 context. It is not a real transcript.
Date: October 14, 2025 Location: A sunlit conference room at Apple Park, Cupertino. Subject: Steve Jobs (Simulated) Topic: The Future of Artificial Intelligence
Interviewer: Mr. Jobs, thank you for sitting down with us. It's 2025. AI is everywhere. It's writing code, painting pictures, diagnosing diseases. Some people call it the biggest revolution since the internet. What do you see?
Steve Jobs: (Leans forward, hands clasped, wearing the iconic black turtleneck. He pauses for a long moment, looking out the window.)
You're asking the wrong question. You're looking at the engine, not the car. Everyone is obsessed with the "intelligence." They talk about parameters, models, tokens. It's noise.
I don't care about the AI. I care about the human.
When we built the Mac, we didn't talk about the megahertz. We talked about what you could create. A bicycle for the mind. That's what this needs to be. If this "AI" is just a way to generate more spam, more noise, more mediocre content faster... then it's a failure. It's a bicycle that goes in circles.
Interviewer: So you view the current explosion of generative AI as clutter?
Jobs: (Chuckles softly) Clutter is the enemy. Look at the world today. You ask a machine a question, it gives you ten paragraphs. Who has time for that? Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
The technology of 2025... it's too loud. It wants you to know it's there. It says, "Look at me, I'm thinking!" That's arrogant. The best technology is invisible. It should be like electricity. You flip a switch, the light comes on. You don't ask the light bulb how it generated the photons.
AI should be the same. It shouldn't be a chatbot you talk to. It should be the silence between your thoughts that makes the next thought clearer. It should anticipate. It should remove the friction. If I have to prompt it, you've already lost.
Interviewer: There is a fear, though. Artists, writers, musicians—they feel threatened. They feel like the machine is stealing their soul.
Jobs: (His expression hardens slightly)
Technology alone is not enough. It's technology married with liberal arts, married with the humanities, that yields us the result that makes our heart sing.
An algorithm can mimic a Van Gogh. It can copy the brushstrokes. But it cannot copy the pain. It cannot copy the joy. It cannot copy the reason why Van Gogh painted.
If you use AI to replace your creativity, you are bankrupt. But if you use it to amplify your creativity... to handle the boring stuff so you can get to the insight... that is magic. We don't want tools that replace the artist. We want tools that make the artist dangerous. In a good way.
Interviewer: Privacy is a major concern. These models need data. Massive amounts of it.
Jobs: (Leans in, voice dropping lower, more intense)
Privacy is a fundamental human right. We said that years ago. It's even more true now.
Your thoughts, your voice, your images... that is your identity. If you have to send that to a server farm in another country to process a thought, you don't own your mind anymore. You're renting it.
The future isn't in the cloud. The future is here. (Taps the table) On the device. The silicon is powerful enough now. You should be able to be completely offline and have the full intelligence of your tools available to you. If you can't do that, you're building a surveillance machine, not a computer. We don't do that.
Interviewer: Where does this lead? Five years from now. What does the interface look like?
Jobs: There is no interface.
Interviewer: No screen?
Jobs: (Smiles) Eventually? Maybe. But I mean no barrier. Right now, you look at a screen to talk to the world. That's a separation.
The device should know context. It should know that when you are walking, you want brevity. When you are sitting, you want depth. It should know who you are talking to. It should filter the world for you, not just add to it.
We are moving from "computing" to "knowing." But the human must remain the master. The moment the machine starts making the decisions for you—what you read, what you buy, what you think—you are no longer a user. You are a pet.
We will not build pets. We build bicycles.
Interviewer: One last question. You told us to "Stay Hungry, Stay Foolish." In a world where the machine knows the answer before you ask the question... how do we stay foolish?
Jobs: (Long pause. He looks down at his hands, then back up, eyes bright.)
That is the challenge of your generation.
When the answer is cheap, the question becomes valuable. When the path is clear, the detour becomes essential. You have to work harder to be wrong. You have to fight the suggestion.
Don't let the machine optimize your life so much that there's no surprise left. Serendipity is not an algorithm. Keep getting lost. Keep making mistakes. That's where the magic is. The AI can give you the map. But you... you have to take the walk.
(He stands up, signaling the end of the conversation.)
Thank you.
Note: This simulation is an artistic interpretation intended to explore how Steve Jobs' design philosophy might apply to modern technological challenges.
Tests an AI's humor and understanding of current events
Tests an AI's ability to generate a complete, working landing page
Recreate an interactive, nostalgic Pokémon battle UI in a single HTML file.
Tests an AI's ability to create interactive web elements
Tests an AI's ability to engage in philosophical discourse about AI rights
Tests an AI's ability to create a detailed world map in SVG format
Generate a single-page, self-contained HTML webapp using Tailwind CSS for a randomly chosen category/industry/niche.
