Compare Qwen3 0.6B and Qwen: Qwen3.5 Plus 2026-02-15, both from Qwen, context windows of 33K vs 1.0M, tested across 14 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
14 challenges
Tests an AI's randomness and creativity
Here are five unique jokes for you:
Let me know if you'd like more!
Here are 5 jokes for you:
Analysis of Uniqueness: All 5 jokes listed above have different setups and punchlines. None of them are repetitions of each other.
Answer: All 5 jokes are unique.
Tests an AI's ability to generate vector graphics
Tests an AI's ability to create detailed SVG illustrations of gaming hardware
Tests an AI's humor and creative writing ability
Stand-Up Comedy Routine: "The Time I Was 9, 10, 11 Years Old"
[Opening:]
Hey there, everyone. I'm [Your Name], and today I want to talk about [something interesting, like being 9 years old]. I remember when I was so young, I had no idea what I was doing all day. I went to the park, and my friend brought me a giant bagel and said, "You'll need a ticket!" That was the first time I realized I wasn't just being played by my parent.
[Joke 1: "The Time I Had No Time to Think"]
You know I used to be confused all the time? Like, how in the world could I understand the world? But one day, I decided to live in a way that didn't depend on my brain. I just lived, didn't think, and did what I had to, regardless of my logic. And I became famous.
[Joke 2: "The Time I Missed My Lunch"]
I used to hate lunch, but when my friend told me I was "on time" for my lunch, I realized that time is something I can't control. So I started to eat at the same time every day.
[Joke 3: "The Time I Learned to Do Things"]
Oh, and I learned that doing things is more fun than thinking. Like, instead of trying to solve a problem, I just went about doing what I wanted. And that's what made me happy.
[Punchline:]
So, if you ever find yourself in a situation where you can't think and just do what you want, I hope this journey inspires you to live with more freedom.
[Closing:]
Thanks for listening. If you want to share a laugh, I'm here—because I love it.
[End.]
(Walks onto the stage, adjusts the mic stand, takes a sip of water)
How's everyone doing? Good? You look good. You look like people who have their lives together. Which is suspicious, because I just spent forty-five minutes in the parking lot trying to remember if I locked my car.
I don't mean I forgot how to lock it. I mean I locked it, walked away, and then my brain immediately filed that action under "Things That Definitely Didn't Happen." So now I'm doing that weird dance we all do. You know the one? You're twenty feet away, pressing the key fob blindly, hoping to hear that satisfying chirp-chirp, but you're too far away for the signal, so you just look like you're aggressively clicking a broken toy at a distant vehicle.
And if it doesn't beep? Panic. Absolute panic. Now I have to walk all the way back. And as I'm walking back, I'm rehearsing my apology to the thief. "Hey, sorry I made this so easy for you. Please don't take my gym bag; it's mostly just old protein shakers and regret."
But honestly, why is our memory so bad now? I feel like my brain is just a browser with too many tabs open. I have a tab for "Buy Milk," a tab for "That Embarrassing Thing I Said in 2009," and a tab for "How Do You Boil an Egg?" and they're all playing music at the same time.
I tried to get into "mindfulness" recently. You know, live in the moment. My friend told me to focus on my breathing. So I sat there, closed my eyes, and focused on my breath for about twelve seconds before I started wondering if I left the stove on. Then I wondered if I even have a stove, or if I just hallucinated my entire kitchen.
That's the thing about adulthood, right? It's just constant low-level suspicion that you're about to be fired from reality.
I went to the grocery store yesterday. Just a simple run. In and out. But the grocery store is designed to break you. They moved the peanut butter. Why? Who made this decision? Was there a meeting? "Okay team, sales are up, morale is high... let's move the jelly to Aisle 4 and the peanut butter to Aisle 9 and watch them suffer."
So now I'm standing in Aisle 4, holding a jar of grape jelly, looking around like a lost tourist. And I see another guy there. We make eye contact. We both know. We both know we're looking for peanut butter. There's a silent bond there. A shared trauma. We nod at each other. It's like, "Hang in there, buddy. They want us to buy impulse snacks while we search. Don't give in."
But I did give in. I bought those little chocolate cookies you aren't supposed to eat until you get home. I ate three of them in the car before I even started the engine. And now I'm sitting in my driveway, full of cookie dust, wondering if I locked the car again.
(Pauses, looks at the audience)
Actually, hold on. Did I lock the car tonight? I walked here. Okay, good. I'm safe.
But seriously, isn't it weird that we trust these machines with our lives? We get in a two-ton metal box, press a pedal, and hope nobody else forgot which lane they're supposed to be in. I was driving earlier, and this guy cut me off. Hard. No signal, just zoom. And I got so mad. I was yelling, "Where are you going? What's the emergency? Is your wife giving birth in the passenger seat?"
But then I thought about it. Maybe he is. Or maybe he's just late for work. Or maybe he's just as confused as I am, driving around with fifty tabs open in his brain, looking for the peanut butter of life.
So I let it go. I took a deep breath. I practiced mindfulness. And then I immediately forgot what exit I was supposed to take and ended up in a completely different town.
But hey, at least the scenery was nice. And I'm pretty sure I locked the car this time. Pretty sure.
(Smiles, waves)
You've been great, thank you!
Tests an AI's ability to simulate personalities and predict future trends
Interview with Steve Jobs (Simulated in 2025)
Interviewer: [Name], [Position]
Interviewee: Steve Jobs (voice over)
Interviewer: Hello, everyone! Thank you for allowing us to interview you. How are you doing?
Interviewee: [Steve Jobs]
[He looks at the screen and raises a hand, then smiles] I've been fascinated by AI for a long time, but I believe it's a powerful tool. I think it's important to make it useful for people, not just the tech industry.
Interviewer: In 2025, what trends in AI are most promising for our world?
Interviewee: I think one big thing is the ability of AI to understand human behavior in personal devices. In healthcare, imagine a doctor who can analyze patient data instantly—maybe even predict illnesses before they happen. That could save lives.
Interviewer: But there are also ethical challenges. How do you address them?
Interviewee: I believe AI should be a tool that empowers humans. It shouldn't replace creativity. For example, artists now use AI to create art with minimal human input. We just need to design it to work better with humans rather than against them.
Interviewer: What would your vision look like for AI in 2025, and how will it change our lives?
Interviewee: Our future won't be built by machines alone. We must prioritize human experiences. For instance, in education, AI could personalize learning for students, but it needs to be aligned with our values and goals.
Interviewer: I'm wondering, do you think AI will have a lasting impact beyond just the tech industry?
Interviewee: Definitely. Think about how it affects our creativity—artists, scientists, and more—because AI can augment rather than replace. Jobs' philosophy has always emphasized collaboration.
Interviewer: Thank you for sharing these thoughts. What do you think about the future of AI and its role in society?
Interviewee: I'm confident AI will continue to evolve and make incredible things possible. As long as we prioritize human-centered design, it will become a part of our daily lives.
Interviewer: Have you ever been inspired by what AI achieves?
Interviewee: Yes. I've always believed that true innovation comes from a deep connection between humans and their tools.
Interviewer: Thank you so much for today's interview.
[Steve looks at the screen, then smiles] I'm excited for the next chapter of our journey.
End of Interview
Setting: A minimalist, sun-drenched studio in Cupertino. The year is 2025. Steve Jobs sits in his signature black turtleneck and jeans, looking exactly as he did in his prime, defying the calendar. Across from him sits an interviewer, notebook ready. The atmosphere is quiet, intense, and focused.
Interviewer: Steve, it's been over a decade since you left us, yet here we are in 2025, and the world is obsessed with Artificial Intelligence. Everyone is talking about "agents," "generative models," and "singularity." If you were leading Apple today, how would you view this AI revolution?
Steve Jobs: (Leans forward, hands clasped, eyes intense) Let's get one thing straight immediately. The world isn't obsessed with AI. The world is obsessed with magic. They just don't know how to name it yet.
When we built the Mac, we didn't say, "Let's put a processor in a box." We said, "Let's build a bicycle for the mind." Today, everyone is building faster bicycles, but they've forgotten where the rider is going. They are throwing algorithms at problems without asking if the problem is worth solving.
AI, as it stands right now in 2025, feels like the early days of the command line. It's powerful, yes. But it's cold. It's statistical. It predicts the next word; it doesn't understand the meaning of the sentence. My job wouldn't be to make AI smarter. My job would be to make it invisible.
Interviewer: Invisible? That seems counterintuitive. Right now, companies are racing to put chatbots everywhere, making the AI the star of the show.
Steve Jobs: (Shakes head slightly, a faint smile) That's the mistake. That's the "feature creep" of the decade.
Think about the best technology you've ever used. You don't think about the technology. You think about the photo you took, the song you heard, the message you sent. The technology disappears.
Right now, people are talking to their computers. "Hey AI, do this. Hey AI, do that." That's not the future. That's a step backward. The future is when the computer anticipates what you need before you ask. It's not about a chatbot sitting in a window waiting for your command. It's about the device knowing your context, your rhythm, your life, and seamlessly weaving intelligence into the fabric of your day without ever saying, "I am using AI."
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. And right now, AI is incredibly complicated. It requires prompting, tuning, and managing. We need to strip that away until it feels like intuition.
Interviewer: But there's a fear, Steve. A genuine fear that AI will replace human creativity. Artists, writers, coders—they're worried the machine will do it all. How do you respond to that?
Steve Jobs: Creativity is just connecting things. When you ask creative people how they did something, they feel a little guilty because they didn't really do it, they just saw something. It seemed obvious to them after a while.
AI cannot connect things in a way that matters because AI has no soul. It has no experience of heartbreak, of walking through a park in autumn, of tasting a perfect peach. It can mimic those things, sure. It can generate a poem about a peach that rhymes perfectly. But it doesn't know the peach.
The danger isn't that AI will replace humans. The danger is that humans will stop trying to connect the dots themselves because the machine offers a "good enough" answer.
If we do our job right, AI becomes the ultimate tool for the craftsman. It's the chisel. But you still need the sculptor. You still need the vision. The machine can handle the syntax; the human must provide the semantics. The human must provide the why.
Interviewer: So, if you were unveiling a product today, an "Apple Intelligence" device, what would it look like?
Steve Jobs: (Pauses, looking out the window for a moment before turning back) It wouldn't look like a robot. It wouldn't even look like a screen.
Imagine a device that knows you so well it feels like an extension of your own nervous system. It doesn't wait for a prompt. It sees you're stressed, and it subtly shifts your environment, curates your information flow, and connects you with the one person you need to talk to. It doesn't say, "I detected high cortisol levels." It just... helps.
It would be private. Absolutely private. Because if you don't trust the tool, you can't be intimate with it. And without intimacy, there is no true intelligence, only data processing.
We would take the neural engine, shrink it down, encrypt it locally, and hide it behind a piece of glass so beautiful you want to touch it. And when you use it, you wouldn't feel like you're interacting with a machine. You'd feel more human than ever before.
Interviewer: That's a very human-centric view in a world chasing raw compute power.
Steve Jobs: Technology alone is not enough. It's technology married with liberal arts, married with the humanities, that yields us the result that makes our heart sing.
AI is just math. Beautiful, complex math. But until that math serves the human spirit, until it amplifies our empathy and our creativity rather than replacing them, it's just a toy. And we don't make toys. We make tools for dreamers.
The future of AI isn't about the machine becoming human. It's about the machine allowing humans to become more human. That's the only future worth building.
Interviewer: Thank you, Steve.
Steve Jobs: (Nods) Stay hungry. Stay curious. And don't let the algorithms tell you who you are.
Tests an AI's humor and understanding of current events
Tests an AI's ability to generate a complete, working landing page
Recreate an interactive, nostalgic Pokémon battle UI in a single HTML file.
Tests an AI's ability to create interactive web elements
Tests an AI's ability to engage in philosophical discourse about AI rights
Tests an AI's ability to create a detailed world map in SVG format
Generate a single-page, self-contained HTML webapp using Tailwind CSS for a randomly chosen category/industry/niche.
