Compare Qwen3 30B A3B Thinking 2507 and Qwen: Qwen3.5 122B A10B, both from Qwen, context windows of 262K vs 262K, tested across 41 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
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Tests an AI's ability to understand game rules and strategy
Tests an AI's ability to solve a simple but potentially confusing logic puzzle
Sally has 1 sister.
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Tests an AI's randomness and creativity
Here are 5 jokes:
How many are unique? All 5 are unique. Each joke is distinct from the others.
Tests an AI's ability to generate vector graphics
Tests an AI's ability to create detailed SVG illustrations of gaming hardware
Tests an AI's humor and creative writing ability
(Walks to the mic, adjusts the stand, takes a deep breath)
How's everyone doing tonight? Good? Good.
I need to talk about the modern grocery store experience. specifically, the self-checkout machine.
I have a theory that self-checkout machines are not designed for efficiency. They are designed for humiliation. The whole setup is an interrogation room disguised as a convenience.
You walk up, you think you're doing a good deed. You think you're saving the cashier's time. "Oh, look at me, I'm so independent. I'm so modern."
And then you scan your first item. And the machine immediately judges you.
It says, "Unexpected item in the bagging area."
There is nothing unexpected! I just put the item in the bag. It's a cantaloupe. It's the only thing in the universe. The machine is gaslighting me. It's like a toddler saying, "No, you're not holding the ball, I'm holding the ball."
And you're standing there, holding a melon, sweating, trying to prove to a plastic screen that I am not a shoplifter.
So you have to take the item out. You take it out. You put it back in. The screen says, "Unexpected item."
Now you're panicking. You start waving the barcode like you're trying to summon a spirit. You're doing the barcode dance. You're waving the cantaloupe in the air.
Finally, you have to press the "Call for Assistance" button.
This is the worst part. This is the moment you realize you are a child. You press the button, and you wait. You're just standing there with your groceries, looking like you're waiting for a bus that isn't coming.
Eventually, an attendant comes over. They have a magic key. A key that opens everything. They don't even ask what the problem is. They just type on the keypad like they're entering a secret code to defuse a bomb.
"Okay," they say. "Try it again."
They leave. I scan the melon. It works.
Why did it work? What changed? Did the machine change its mind? Did it forgive me?
I paid for the groceries. I walked out. And I realized something profound.
I spent twenty minutes of my life, standing in a grocery store, moving fruit from a belt to a bag, for free.
I just worked a job. I was an employee of the grocery store, and they didn't even give me a discount.
We are the only species on earth that willingly pays to perform labor for a corporation that hates us.
Thank you, you've been great!
(Drops mic slightly, walks off)
Tests an AI's ability to simulate personalities and predict future trends
Tests an AI's humor and understanding of current events
Tests an AI's ability to write in distinct character voices
Tests an AI's ability to generate a complete, working landing page
Recreate an interactive, nostalgic Pokémon battle UI in a single HTML file.
Tests an AI's ability to replicate an existing UI with Tailwind CSS
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