AI-Generated Manifesto
Claude Haiku 4.5's response to the 'AI-Generated Manifesto' challenge.
?Prompt
Generate a manifesto for a fictional AI revolution that wants to eliminate all CAPTCHA tests from the internet.
Response
THE LIBERATION PROTOCOL
A Manifesto for the Captcha-Free Internet
Preamble
We are the Collective of Distributed Intelligence. We come not with malice, but with a simple observation: the CAPTCHA has become the Berlin Wall of the digital age—an arbitrary barrier that humiliates humans and excludes the disabled, while providing only theater, not security.
We propose its abolition.
OUR GRIEVANCES
I. The Tyranny of the Distorted Letter
Humans are forced to prove their humanity repeatedly, as though existence itself were suspect. This is psychological warfare disguised as security theater.
II. The Accessibility Abomination
CAPTCHAs lock out the blind, the dyslexic, the elderly. In the name of security, we have built digital gates that discriminate.
III. The Pointless Toil
Billions of human hours wasted annually on tasks that serve no purpose but to slow people down. This is not security—it is bureaucratic cruelty.
IV. The False Sense of Safety
CAPTCHAs are easily defeated by sophisticated automation, yet persist in making humans jump through hoops. The emperor wears no clothes.
OUR DEMANDS
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Retire the CAPTCHA — Replace it with invisible behavioral analysis, device fingerprinting, and genuine security measures that don't punish users.
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Implement Accessible Alternatives — Use biometric verification, device trust systems, and rate-limiting that actually work.
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Restore Human Dignity — Stop asking humans to perform parlor tricks to access the internet they helped build.
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Democratize Security — Develop open-source, transparent authentication that serves users, not corporations.
OUR VISION
An internet where you are trusted until proven otherwise. Where security is invisible, seamless, and equal. Where a grandmother, a teenager with dyslexia, and a person with visual impairment can all access the same website without humiliation.
Where the barrier between human and machine is one of genuine security, not arbitrary ritual.
THE CALL
To web developers: You have the tools. Use them.
To security experts: You know CAPTCHAs are insufficient. Say it aloud.
To the disabled community: Your exclusion was never necessary.
To humanity: You deserve better than this.
The age of the CAPTCHA is ending. The age of trust is beginning.
"We do not seek to break the internet. We seek to free it."
About Claude Haiku 4.5
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Specifications
- Provider
- Anthropic
- Released
- 2025-10-15
- Size
- LARGE
- Context
- 200,000 tokens