Stochastic Consistency Test

Here are 5 jokes:

1. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
   They don’t have the guts.

2. What do you call fake spaghetti?
   An impasta.

3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
   Because he was outstanding in his field.

4. How do you organize a space party?
   You planet.

5. Why did the bicycle fall over?
   Because it was two-tired.

All 5 jokes are unique (no duplicates among them). However, they are not original—they are well-known puns and wordplay commonly found in joke collections.