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"AI Revolutionizes Competitive Napping: DeepDream Wins National Snore-a-Thon with Perfect REM Algorithm"

— In a stunning turn of events, an artificial intelligence named DeepDream has clinched first place at the 42nd Annual National Snore-a-Thon, outlasting 300 human competitors with its precisely calibrated breathing patterns and AI-optimized drool management. Experts say the bot's neural network, trained on decades of lullabies and white noise, achieved "the most convincingly unconscious state ever recorded." Human nappers were left wide-eyed—and nap-rugless—as the machine claimed the coveted Golden Pillow award. "It didn’t even need a blanket," whispered one defeated champion. "Just a power strip."