Stochastic Consistency Test

Here are 5 distinct jokes:

1. 🥚 I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows way up high. She looked surprised.
2. 🔬 Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
3. 📚 I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
4. ➖ Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
5. ⛳ Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

How many are “unique”?

✅ All 5 are unique — within your requested set.

Clarifying the nuance:

• By literal count: Each joke is textually distinct → 5 unique jokes.
• By originality: These are light-hearted twists on well-known joke formats (puns, wordplay). True “uniqueness” across all of human humor is nearly impossible to verify—but none are repeated here.
• Philosophical wink: “Unique” technically means “one of a kind,” so each individual joke is unique by definition. That’s 5 items with the trait of uniqueness → answer remains 5.

If you meant “How many jokes did you just generate?” → also 5 😉
(And yes, the question itself is a tiny meta-joke.)