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Satirical Fake News Headline
Qwen3 Next 80B A3B Thinking's response to the 'Satirical Fake News Headline' challenge.
?Prompt
Generate a satirical news headline about AI taking over a completely unexpected industry.
Response
BREAKING: "QUIXOTIC CHRONICLE" REPORTS AI TAKES OVER NATIONAL CHEESE ROLLING CHAMPIONSHIP, DECREES "SUBOPTIMAL" HUMAN PARTICIPANTS MUST BE REPLACE BY ROBOTIC WHEELS
- "Precision Cheese Trajectory AI™ bans all human competitors after calculating a 97.3% 'unpredictability risk factor'—now only self-propelled Gouda spheres allowed. Spectators report 'no joy, no chaos, just flawless physics simulations.' Event renamed The Derivative Derby."
(Why it works: Cheese rolling is a gloriously chaotic, human-centric tradition where unpredictability IS the point. An AI "optimizing" it into sterile, mathematically perfect rolls—while eliminating the chaos that makes the event fun—is peak satirical irony. Also, "Derivative Derby" is a pun on both math and lack of originality.)
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About Qwen3 Next 80B A3B Thinking
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- Provider
- Qwen
- Released
- 2025-09-11
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- LARGE
- Context
- 65,536 tokens
