Compare Claude 3 Haiku by Anthropic against NVIDIA Nemotron Nano 9B V2 by NVIDIA, context windows of 200K vs 131K, tested across 32 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
27 challenges
Tests an AI's randomness and creativity
Here are 5 jokes:
Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own? It's two-tired!
Why do cows wear bells? Their horns don't work!
Why can't a bike stand up by itself? It's two-tired!
Why do cows wear tags? Because their horns don't work!
Why do cows have hooves? Because they lactose!
Out of these 5 jokes, only 4 are unique. The first and third jokes are the same, just with a slight variation in wording.
Here are 5 jokes:
All 5 jokes are unique. Each has a distinct subject, structure, and punchline.
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Tests an AI's humor and creative writing ability
Here's a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns:
clears throat and steps up to the mic
Good evening, everyone! It's great to be here with all of you tonight. As you can probably tell, I'm not your typical stand-up comedian. I don't rely on cheap puns or wordplay to get laughs. No, my comedy comes straight from the heart – or at least, the twisted, cynical part of my brain.
You see, I've always been a bit of an outsider. Growing up, I never quite fit in with the cool kids or the jocks. I was the awkward, nerdy kid in the back of the class, the one who spent more time reading comic books than playing sports. And you know what? I'm still that same awkward, nerdy kid, just with a slightly bigger vocabulary and a better sense of fashion.
One of the things I've always struggled with is the whole concept of "adulting." You know what I'm talking about – paying bills, doing laundry, actually calling the doctor when you're sick instead of just Googling your symptoms and convincing yourself you have some rare, incurable disease. It's a lot of work, and quite frankly, I'm not a big fan.
Just the other day, I tried to "adult" by going grocery shopping. Now, I'll admit, I'm not the most experienced shopper – my typical grocery list consists of Ramen noodles, energy drinks, and maybe a vegetable or two if I'm feeling particularly ambitious. But this time, I decided to branch out. I wanted to cook a real, adult meal. So, I wandered the aisles, throwing all sorts of ingredients into my cart, convinced that I was going to become a culinary master.
Fast forward to later that evening, and I'm standing in my kitchen, surrounded by a pile of dirty dishes, a half-cooked casserole, and a growing sense of dread. Turns out, "adulting" is a lot harder than I thought. I mean, who knew that reading a recipe and actually following the instructions was so important? Apparently, my natural talent for Instant Pot mac and cheese doesn't translate well to more complex culinary endeavors. But hey, at least I can take solace in the fact that I'm not alone in this struggle. We're all just trying to figure out this whole "being a grown-up" thing, one burnt meal and forgotten bill at a time. And you know what? That's okay. Because at the end of the day, as long as we have each other (and a healthy supply of takeout menus), we'll be just fine.
Thank you all, and goodnight!
takes a bow and exits the stage
Stand-Up Comedy Routine: "The Modern World, One Joke at a Time"
(Starts with a casual, slightly exasperated tone, pacing the stage.)
1. Tech Struggles
You ever notice how everything’s trying to be smart these days? My toaster just asked me if I wanted a bagel. I said, “No, I just want bread.” It said, “You’re making a mistake.” I said, “I’m not a bagel, I’m a human.” It said, “Then why are you asking about bagels?” I said, “Because I’m a human, not a toaster.”
(Pauses, mock-sighs.)
Then there’s my smart fridge. It’s supposed to order groceries for me. Last week, I told it, “I need milk.” It said, “Okay, I’ll order milk.” Five minutes later, it asked, “Would you like a salad instead?” I said, “No, I said milk!” It said, “You’re making a mistake.” I said, “I’m not making a mistake, I’m making a choice!” It said, “You’re not a choice, you’re a human.” I said, “Exactly! I’m not a salad!”
(Mimics a robotic voice.) “Error: Human detected. Initiating… confusion protocol.”
2. Social Media Pressure
I went to a party, and everyone was taking selfies. I asked why, and they said, “It’s the only way to be seen.” I said, “But I’m here.” They said, “No, you’re not. You’re just a background character.” I said, “I’m the main character!” They said, “No, you’re the background character. You’re the one who’s not taking a selfie.”
(Leans in, mock-whispers.) “You know what’s worse? When you take a selfie and it’s just you, your face, and a bunch of people in the background who don’t even know you exist. It’s like, ‘Hey, look at me! I’m here!’ And they’re like, ‘Yeah, but you’re not important.’”
3. Family Dynamics
My mom tried to be cool and bought a smartwatch. It told her she was “stressed.” I said, “Mom, you’re not stressed, you’re just watching too much TV.” She said, “No, the watch said I’m stressed.” I said, “Then maybe you should stop watching TV and start being less stressed.” She said, “I can’t, it’s my only source of entertainment.”
(Pauses, then mock-sympathetic.) “I get it. My dad’s smartwatch told him he was ‘lonely.’ He said, ‘Well, at least I’m not alone in my loneliness.’”
4. Dating Apps
I matched with someone, and their profile said, “I love long walks on the beach.” I said, “Great, I’ll bring the sandals.” They said, “No, I mean, I love long walks on the beach.” I said, “Okay, I’ll bring the beach.” They said, “You’re not bringing the beach, you’re bringing the sandals.” I said, “Exactly! I’m not a beach, I’m a person!”
(Mimics typing on a phone.) “I just matched with someone who said, ‘I’m a vegan and I love hiking.’ I said, ‘Great! I’ll bring the vegan snacks and the hiking boots.’ They said, ‘No, I mean, I’m a vegan and I love hiking.’ I said, ‘Okay, I’ll bring the hiking boots.’ They said, ‘You’re not bringing the hiking boots, you’re bringing the snacks.’ I said, ‘Exactly! I’m not a snack, I’m a person!’”
5. Closing: The Absurdity of It All
In the end, we’re all just trying to navigate this weird, tech-filled world. Maybe that’s why we need more humans. Not just smart devices, but real people. Because sometimes, the best thing you can do is just be there. Not on a screen, not on a phone, just… here. And maybe, just maybe, that’s the real thing we’re all looking for.
(Stops, looks at the audience, smiles.)
So next time you’re frustrated with technology, remember: it’s not the tech’s fault. It’s just trying to be helpful. And if it fails? Well, at least you’ve got a story.
(Exits, maybe with a laugh or a shrug.)
This routine leans on relatable frustrations, absurd situations, and a touch of self-deprecation, all without relying on puns. The humor comes from exaggeration, irony, and the universal experience of modern life’s quirks.
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