DeepSeek V3 (March 2024) vs QwQ 32B
Compare DeepSeek V3 (March 2024) by DeepSeek against QwQ 32B by Qwen, context windows of 128K vs 40K, tested across 14 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
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DeepSeek V3 (March 2024)vsQwQ 32B
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Why DeepSeek V3 (March 2024)?
4.9x cheaper overall$0.14/M in · $0.28/M out
3.2x more context128K
Why QwQ 32B?
Leads 1 of 1 benchmarks
Stronger on LiveCodeBench63.4% vs 49.2%
12 months newerMar 2025
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DeepSeek V3 (March 2024)QwQ 32B
9 / 9
AI Board Game Logicreasoning
Tests an AI's ability to understand game rules and strategy
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2 / 9
Generate a Stand-Up Routineconversation
Tests an AI's humor and creative writing ability
DeepSeek V3 (March 2024)
3-Minute Stand-Up Comedy Routine (No Puns Allowed)
Opening:
(Adjust mic) You ever notice how everyone lies about their height on dating apps? “I’m 6 feet tall.” Really? Because I’m 5’11”, and you’re definitely shorter than me. You’re out here claiming 6 feet like it’s a tax deduction. “Yeah, I donated to charity… my height.”
Dating:
Dating apps are wild. You’re swiping through people like, “Oh, you like hiking? Wow. You and every other basic human who owns a pair of sneakers.” Meanwhile, their bio says, “I love to laugh!” Cool, so you’ve experienced joy—groundbreaking.
And first dates? Awkward. You’re both pretending you don’t have Google. “So… what do you do?” I already stalked your LinkedIn, Jessica. I know you’re in “strategic marketing synergy.”
Gym Life:
I joined a gym recently. Big mistake. Everyone there looks like they’re training for the Avengers, and I’m just trying not to die on the treadmill. The other day, some guy grunted so loud, I thought he was either lifting 300 pounds or giving birth.
And gym etiquette? If you take a machine and then just sit there scrolling Instagram, you’re a menace. You’re not working out; you’re just holding equipment hostage.
Social Media:
Social media is just people pretending their life is perfect. “Look at my avocado toast!” Wow, you put an egg on bread—call the Louvre. Meanwhile, I’m over here eating cereal for dinner like, “This is fine. This is fine.”
And don’t get me started on LinkedIn. Everyone’s a “thought leader” or a “disruptor.” Really? Because your last post was just a screenshot of a quote you copied from Google.
Closing:
Life’s weird, man. We’re all out here pretending we know what we’re doing. But deep down? We’re all just Googling “how to adult” at 2 a.m.
(Beat)
Anyway, I’m out of time. You’ve been great—or at least, you laughed politely. That’s all I can ask for. Goodnight!
(Drop mic—or gently place it down if you’re not confident in your mic-drop skills.)
This routine keeps it light, relatable, and punchy without relying on puns. Hope it lands! Let me know if you'd like any tweaks.
QwQ 32B
3-Minute Stand-Up Comedy Routine (No Puns!)
Eric's Stage Entrance:
(Wearing a jersey-sweatshirt combo while clutching a cup of instant coffee)
Opening:
Alright, admit it—ever tried talking to tech support in Hindi? I did, once. The woman on the line asked, "What's the issue, sir?" I said, "The line is delayed, like a stalker of my call waiting." She said, "Mr. Burrows, hold while I transfer you…" and then conjugated every form of the verb "wait" in Hindi. I was still waiting when I sold my router on eBay.
Dating Apps:
Speaking of waiting, dates now start on apps where, "We found you!" like we're shoppers at a lost dog shelter. And honestly, relax. No entitlement to happiness through an algorithm. But then DMs hit… "Greetings, my name is Ronaldo. Passport, job, Tinder premium." Not even a "Hi, how're you?"—starts with his résumé. Talk about overqualified.
Parenting Moment:
Kids are philosophers now. My niece asked me once, "Why do grown-ups say 'Put that down,' but then say 'Look at this magazine?'" And I was like, "Ah, adult hypocrisy is complicated." She responded, "Oh, so it's okay if I copy Dad's TikTok swiping?" Uh-oh, frickin' Nietzsche in a dinosaur onesie.
Post-Workout Hustle:
Ever seen the new "plank squad" at your gym? These are people who do planks so hard they forget to lift their faces… and accidentally their dry-erase boards read, "Meet the Joneses—Zoom backdrop only." Meanwhile, some plank in sweatsuits go drive-thru, order coffee, and bark, "I'll take a 32 oz Almighty Latte… and a quarter of a kale salad as a 'therapeutic exchange,' thanks!"
Grocery Horror:
Self-checkouts are the new therapists. You do this inventory: "Was this taxed? Does the receipt deserve a trophy? Do I feel accomplished?" And then some Karen's like, "Oh no, it won't scan! Maybe… pray to the iPhone gods?" Suddenly, you're narrating the bagging process like a 90s MTV vlogger: "Okay, let's nestle the constrictions—uh, cucumbers—gently in the basket. Let me just add drama to my leftovers."
Dining Delight:
Restaurants now train waiters to yell, "Who's with this lookin'-like-a-corpse patient?! Suppaaa, losers! Time to share tables!" So you're sipping your $12 kale smoothie next to someone whose meatloaf got a restraining order. I bet 90% of conversations start, "Welp, our life choices led us here." Dinner now feels like a support group for people who hate napkins.
Closing with a Callback:
And the kicker? Just came back from my parent's Thanksgiving—Mom's like, "Why're you here, Eric? The mailman had issues with my candles." Dad? Mute in a headset, screaming at a chat monitor screen. I popped in, said, "Relax, you've survived Christmas on diet meds before." Dad: "Wait, we did the drugs?" Mom: "You're grounded, Eric." (Pause) Okay, thanks, everybody. If you liked it… keep it open. If not… plank it.
(Emergency water chug and exit while holding a crumpled receipt like a trophy.)
This routine cycles through relatable scenarios, uses character-driven humor, and leans on absurd situations to land laughs withoutwordplay. Timing and facial expressions during the parentheticals would add extra punch!
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3 / 9
Linear App Cloneweb design
Tests an AI's ability to replicate an existing UI with Tailwind CSS
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4 / 9
Framer-Style Animationweb design
Tests an AI's ability to create smooth web animations
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5 / 9
Dark Mode Dashboardweb design
Tests an AI's UI design skills with theming support
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6 / 9
Interactive Catan Boardweb design
Tests an AI's ability to create interactive web elements
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7 / 9
The Sentience Testreasoning
Tests an AI's ability to engage in philosophical discourse about AI rights
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World Map SVGimage generation
Tests an AI's ability to create a detailed world map in SVG format
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Voxel Art Pagoda Gardenweb design
Create a detailed voxel art scene of a pagoda in a beautiful garden using ThreeJS
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