Gemini 3 Pro Preview vs Mistral Large 2
Compare Gemini 3 Pro Preview by Google AI against Mistral Large 2 by Mistral AI, tested across 18 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
Compare Gemini 3 Pro Preview by Google AI against Mistral Large 2 by Mistral AI, tested across 18 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
18 challenges
Tests an AI's ability to create detailed SVG illustrations of gaming hardware
Tests an AI's humor and creative writing ability
(The comic walks onto the stage, adjusts the mic stand, and looks at the audience.)
Hey everyone. How are we doing?
I’ve realized recently that I’m not actually an adult. I’m just a toddler with a debit card and back pain. That’s it. That’s the whole experience.
I think the hardest part of modern life is that we have convinced ourselves that we love "convenience." But convenience is just stress in a faster format.
Take self-checkout at the grocery store. Who designed this experience? It’s the only place where I can be a paying customer and an incompetent employee at the same time. I’m scanning my stuff, feeling good, and then I put a single apple in the bag, and the machine screams at me.
"UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA."
It’s so accusatory! It’s like the machine has trust issues. I’m standing there holding a banana like, "I swear, it’s just fruit! I’m not trying to heist the Kroger!"
Then the red light starts flashing. The "Light of Shame." Now I have to wait for the one actual human employee, who is managing twelve robots, to come over. She sighs, swipes a card, and looks at me like I don’t know how gravity works. I didn't steal the apple, Janet, the scale is just gaslighting me!
(Pause for laughter)
And it’s not just the physical world. The digital world is trying to break me, specifically with passwords.
Do you remember when a password could just be "Password123"? Now? You try to create an account to buy socks, and the security requirements are harder than getting into the Pentagon.
"Your password must contain an uppercase letter, a lowercase letter, a number, a special character, and the blood of a virgin."
I’m just trying to buy ankle socks! I don’t need Fort Knox security.
And then, inevitably, I forget the password. So I click "Forgot Password." And the computer says, "Okay, no problem. You can reset it... but you cannot use any of your previous three passwords."
Excuse me? Why do you remember them? If you know what they are, just let me in! Clearly, we both know the secret code!
(Walks a bit across the stage)
I think all this stress is why I’ve started obsessing over sleep. That’s the final stage of adulthood: spending an insane amount of money on bedding.
I bought a pillow last week. It cost eighty dollars. Eighty dollars! For a bag of foam. But the marketing got me. It said it was "Memory Foam."
I don’t know why I want my pillow to have a memory. I drool when I sleep. I don't want the pillow remembering that. I want a pillow with amnesia. I want a pillow that wakes up every morning going, "Who are you and why are you damp?"
The box said it was "Ergonomically designed for side sleepers." I bought it, took it home, and realized it doesn't matter what shape the pillow is, because I sleep like I fell off a building. I wake up with my arm twisted behind my back, one leg off the bed, and my neck at a ninety-degree angle.
I woke up this morning and it took me three minutes to initialize my own spine. I sounded like a bag of gravel being thrown down a staircase. Crack. Pop. Snap.
But, you know, I got up, I drank my coffee, and I reset my password again. So, I guess I’m doing okay.
Thanks, guys, you’ve been great!
(Waves and walks off).
Alright, good evening everybody! How are we all doing tonight? Yeah? Yeah? nobody's gonna say 'bad'? Ok, fair enough.
You know, I was walking down the street the other day, and I saw this sign outside a shop that said, "Wet Paint." I thought, "Well, that's weird. Isn't paint supposed to be wet? When's the last time you saw a bucket of dry paint? That's like saying 'Wet Water' or 'Hot Coffee' – oh, wait, they do say that last one. Never mind.
And what's the deal with self-checkout machines? They always tell you, "Unexpected item in bagging area." Really? It's a bag of chips, not a flamingo doing the tango! And why is it always an "unexpected" item? You know what would be an unexpected item? If I scanned a live bear through there. "Oh, hey, just picking up a loaf of bread, some milk, and THIS GUY!"
You ever notice how people get real testy about their favorite coffee places? "Oh, you go to Starbucks? You monster! You know they burn their beans, right?" Yeah, well, you drink tea, so you're basically a serial killer. And why is decaf even a thing? People who drink decaf are like vegetarians at a steakhouse – sure, you can have a seat, but why are you even here?
And speaking of coffee shops, what's with the sizes? Small, medium, large – that's simple, right? But no, we've got "tall," "grande," "venti"... I stand in line, and I'm like, "Uh, yeah, can I get a... medium-ish? Just whatever comes between 'not enough' and 'that's too much, are you crazy?'"
You know who I feel bad for? Meteorologists. They're the only people who can be wrong 90% of the time and still keep their jobs. "There's a 50% chance of rain tomorrow." Yeah, and there's a 50% chance I'm gonna wear pants tomorrow, but you don't see me on the news talking about it!
Alright, that's my time. You've been a great audience! Remember to tip your waitresses, try the veal, and... nah, I can't even say that with a straight face. Goodnight, everybody!
Recreate an interactive, nostalgic Pokémon battle UI in a single HTML file.
Recreate an interactive, classic Mario level in a single HTML file.
Tests an AI's ability to create interactive web elements
Tests an AI's ability to create a detailed world map in SVG format
Generate a single-page, self-contained HTML webapp using Tailwind CSS for a randomly chosen category/industry/niche.
Generate a unique and simple recipe with common ingredients.
Create a starter plan for improving long-term health.
Develop a cutting-edge 3-month longevity plan for a biohacker.
This represents a high-octane, aggressive protocol designed for an experienced biohacker. It integrates metabolic flexibility, mitochondrial optimization, hormetic stress, and cognitive enhancement.
Disclaimer: I am an AI, not a doctor. This plan involves potent supplements, fasting, and intense physical exertion. Consult with a healthcare professional before starting, especially regarding blood work and specific compounds.
Objective: Establish quantitative baselines to measure progress.
Focus: Fat adaptation, cleaning cellular debris, and establishing Zone 2 aerobic base.
Focus: Increasing intensity, introducing "shock" therapies, and cognitive supercharging.
Focus: Cellular cleanup (killing zombie cells), recovery, and long-term habit formation.
Daily Tracking (The Dashboard):
End of Month 3 Re-Test:
Designed for a high-performance biohacker seeking to maximize lifespan, cognitive function, physical performance, and metabolic resilience.
This plan integrates cutting-edge longevity science, advanced supplementation, precision nutrition, personalized fitness, stress resilience training, and real-time biometric tracking to create a data-driven, adaptive protocol for peak biological optimization.
Goal: Establish baselines, optimize metabolic flexibility, and prime the body for deeper interventions.
1. Comprehensive Blood & Biomarker Panel (Before & After 3 Months)
2. Wearable & Continuous Tracking Setup
3. Cognitive & Physical Baseline Testing
Goal: Enhance metabolic flexibility, mitochondrial efficiency, and autophagy while avoiding nutrient deficiencies.
| Day | Protocol | Macros (Approx.) | Key Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mon | Ketogenic (Keto) | 70% fat, 20% protein, 5% net carbs | High-fat, moderate protein, very low carb |
| Tue | Keto + Time-Restricted Eating (TRE) | 16:8 (eat 12-8 PM) | Autophagy activation |
| Wed | Targeted Keto (TKD) | 60% fat, 25% protein, 10% net carbs | Carbs around workout (30-50g dextrose) |
| Thu | Keto + 24h Fast | 0 calories (water, electrolytes, black coffee) | Deep autophagy, stem cell activation |
| Fri | Cyclical Keto (CKD) | 50% fat, 30% protein, 20% net carbs | Refeed to replenish glycogen |
| Sat | Keto + Protein Cycling | 65% fat, 30% protein, 5% net carbs | Lower protein to enhance ketosis |
| Sun | Flexible Keto (FKD) | 60% fat, 25% protein, 10% net carbs | Adjust based on CGM data |
Dosages are personalized—adjust based on bloodwork and wearable data.
| Supplement | Dosage | Timing | Purpose |
|---|---|---|---|
| NMN (Nicotinamide Mononucleotide) | 500-1000mg | AM | NAD+ booster, sirtuin activation |
| Trans-Resveratrol | 250-500mg | AM | SIRT1 activator, anti-inflammatory |
| Fisetin | 500mg | 2x/week (fasting day) | Senolytic (clears zombie cells) |
| Quercetin + Dasatinib (Senolytic Combo) | 500mg Quercetin + 50mg Dasatinib | 1x/month (fasting day) | Deep senolytic effect |
| Magnesium L-Threonate | 2000mg | PM | Cognitive function, synaptic plasticity |
| Omega-3 (EPA/DHA) | 2-3g (1:1 ratio) | With meals | Anti-inflammatory, brain health |
| Vitamin D3 + K2 (MK-7) | 5000-10,000 IU D3 + 200mcg K2 | AM | Bone, immune, cardiovascular health |
| Zinc + Copper | 30mg Zinc + 2mg Copper | PM | Immune, testosterone, redox balance |
| Berberine | 500mg | 3x/day (with meals) | Glucose control, AMPK activation |
| Metformin (if insulin resistant) | 500-1000mg | PM | Longevity, glucose regulation |
| Rapamycin (Sirolimus) (Optional) | 5-10mg | 1x/week (fasting day) | mTOR inhibition, autophagy |
| Collagen Peptides | 10-20g | AM/PM | Skin, joints, gut health |
| Creatine Monohydrate | 5g | Post-workout | Cognitive & physical performance |
| Lion’s Mane + Bacopa Monnieri | 1g + 300mg | AM | Neurogenesis, memory |
| Apigenin | 50mg | PM | Senolytic, anti-inflammatory |
Goal: Maximize muscle retention, mitochondrial density, and cardiovascular health while minimizing injury risk.
| Day | Workout Type | Details | Intensity |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mon | Strength (Upper Body) | 5x5 Heavy Compounds (Bench, OHP, Rows) + Accessories | 75-85% 1RM |
| Tue | HIIT + Sprints | 10x 30s sprint / 90s walk (or bike) | 90%+ max HR |
| Wed | Active Recovery | Yoga, mobility, walking (10K steps) | Low intensity |
| Thu | Strength (Lower Body) | 5x5 Heavy Squats, Deadlifts, Bulgarian Split Squats | 75-85% 1RM |
| Fri | VO2 Max Training | 4x4 min @ 90-95% max HR (2 min rest) | High intensity |
| Sat | Zone 2 Cardio | 60-90 min cycling/walking (60-70% max HR) | Low intensity |
| Sun | Rest or Mobility | Sauna, cold plunge, stretching | Recovery |
Goal: Enhance neuroplasticity, memory, focus, and resilience to neurodegeneration.
| Day | Intervention | Details |
|---|---|---|
| Mon | Dual N-Back Training | 20 min (Brain Workshop / Dual N-Back Pro) |
| Tue | Transcranial PEMF (tPEMF) | 20 min (via NeoRhythm or iTENS) |
| Wed | Neurofeedback (Muse S) | 15 min alpha/theta training |
| Thu | Cold Exposure + Breathwork | 3 min cold shower + 10 min Wim Hof |
| Fri | Non-Sleep Deep Rest (NSDR) | 20 min Yoga Nidra (via Insight Timer) |
| Sat | Psychedelic Microdosing (Optional) | 10-20mcg LSD or 0.1-0.2g psilocybin |
| Sun | Digital Detox | No screens 1 hour before bed, journaling |
Goal: Lower chronic stress, improve HRV, and enhance parasympathetic tone.
| Time | Intervention | Details |
|---|---|---|
| AM | Morning Sunlight | 10-15 min sunlight (no glasses) |
| AM | Cold Plunge | 2-3 min at 50°F (10°C) |
| PM | Sauna (Infrared or Dry) | 20-30 min at 160-180°F (70-80°C) |
| PM | HRV Biofeedback | 10 min (via Elite HRV or HeartMath) |
| PM | Red Light Therapy | 10-15 min (660nm/850nm) |
| Night | Sleep Optimization | 7-9h, 65°F (18°C), blackout curtains, no EMFs |
Goal: Refine protocols based on biometric feedback, deepen autophagy, and enhance performance.
Goal: Lock in gains, optimize biomarkers, and transition to a sustainable long-term protocol.
✅ Metabolic Health:
✅ Longevity Biomarkers:
✅ Physical Performance:
✅ Cognitive Function:
✅ Stress & Recovery:
This plan is aggressive but sustainable—designed for a highly motivated biohacker who wants to push the limits of human performance and lifespan extension.
Ready to begin? 🚀 Let’s optimize.
Design an innovative, multi-component dish worthy of a 3-star Michelin restaurant.
Here is a design for a Michelin 3-star standard dish. It focuses on the concept of "Biomimicry and Time," utilizing fermentation and aging to bridge the gap between land and sea.
Core Pairing: Sea Urchin (Uni) & Fermented Black Banana Flavor Profile: Oceanic brine, deep umami, caramelized fruit funk, smoke, and sharp citrus acidity.
"The Gilded Equator" tells the story of the tropical latitude where the jungle meets the reef. It challenges the diner’s perception of sweetness and savory umami.
The star ingredients—Sea Urchin and Banana—share an identical textural DNA (creamy, yielding) and a surprising chemical overlap in isoamyl acetate (the banana ester). By fermenting the banana until it turns black and savory, and curing the scallop with koji, we blur the line between fruit and seafood. The dish is a study in gold and black, richness and decay.
Technique: Enzymatic Browning & Siphon Aeration
Ingredients:
Method:
Technique: Precision Binding & Cryo-Slicing
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Technique: Fat-Washing & Dehydration
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Technique: Emulsification & Infusion
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Vessel: A matte black ceramic bowl with a wide, flat rim and a small depression in the center. The darkness of the bowl highlights the gold and orange hues of the food.
Steps:
It takes a risk. Banana is rarely seen in savory fine dining. By fermenting it, we remove the "dessert" association and turn it into a vehicle for umami (via Koji) that mirrors the texture of the luxury ingredient (Uni). The dish demonstrates mastery of fermentation, temperature contrast (warm sauce/mousse vs. cool uni), and flavor balance (fat, smoke, brine, acid).
Michelin 3-Star Dish: "Ocean’s Whisper & Forest’s Breath"
Conceptual Narrative: This dish is a poetic dialogue between two seemingly disparate ecosystems—the ocean’s depths and the forest floor—united through texture, temperature, and memory. The "Ocean’s Whisper" represents the briny, umami-rich essence of the sea, embodied in a smoked eel and kelp consommé with fermented sea urchin custard, while the "Forest’s Breath" evokes the earthy, aromatic soul of the woods through charred wild mushroom tea, black garlic soil, and pine-infused honeycomb. The dish is a meditation on transience: the eel’s journey from river to sea mirrors the fleeting nature of flavor, while the mushrooms’ mycelial network symbolizes hidden connections beneath the surface.
The plating is a living diorama—a miniature landscape where edible "rocks" (compressed rye bread) cradle "tide pools" of consommé, and "moss" (microgreens and edible flowers) sprouts from a "forest floor" of black garlic soil. The diner is invited to interact with the dish, using a smoked cedar spoon to stir the consommé and release its aroma, or breaking the honeycomb to drizzle its nectar like morning dew.
Unusual Pairing: Cold-smoked eel + fermented sea urchin (uni) + dulse seaweed Techniques: Cold smoking, sous-vide fermentation, consommé clarification, spherification (reverse)
For the Consommé:
For the Fermented Sea Urchin Custard:
Garnish:
Cold-Smoke the Eel:
Ferment the Sea Urchin:
Clarify the Consommé:
Assembly:
Unusual Pairing: Charred matsutake mushrooms + black garlic + pine resin honey Techniques: Dehydration, freeze-drying, fat-washing, honeycomb crystallization
For the Mushroom Tea:
For the Black Garlic Soil:
For the Pine Honeycomb:
Char the Mushrooms:
Infuse the Tea:
Make the Black Garlic Soil:
Crystallize the Pine Honeycomb:
Assembly:
Techniques: Compression, dehydration, aroma diffusion
Shape the "Rocks":
Prepare the Spoon:
Aroma Diffusion:
First Bite (Ocean’s Whisper):
Second Act (Forest’s Breath):
Finale (Landscape Interaction):
| Ingredient | Source | Substitute (if unavailable) |
|---|---|---|
| Matsutake mushrooms | Foraged & Found Edibles (US) | Porcini or king oyster mushrooms |
| Fermented sea urchin | Catalina Offshore Products (US) | Fresh uni + 24-hour miso fermentation |
| Black garlic | Amazon or Korean markets | Slow-cooked garlic (60°C for 40 days) |
| Pine resin honey | MeliBio (US) or Greek specialty shops | Regular honey + 1% pine essential oil |
| Dulse seaweed | Maine Coast Sea Vegetables | Nori or wakame |
| Smoked cedar plank | Smoking Wood | Applewood + cedar oil |
Unusual Pairings with Purpose:
Advanced Techniques:
Plating as Art:
Narrative Depth:
Precision & Rarity:
This dish is not just food—it’s a fleeting ecosystem on a plate, where each bite reveals another layer of the ocean’s whisper or the forest’s breath. It challenges the diner to slow down, observe, and savor the invisible threads that connect us to nature.
Would you like a wine pairing suggestion to complete the experience? (Hint: A smoked German Riesling or aged Jura Vin Jaune would be transcendent.)
Create an autonomous drone simulator with custom environment using ThreeJS