Generate a Stand-Up Routine
Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
(Walks onto stage, adjusts the mic stand, takes a beat) So, I bought a robot vacuum recently. Because like most people my age, my ultimate life goal is to maintain a clean home while doing absolute zero physical labor. I thought it was going to revolutionize my life.Read the full answer
I’m going to keep this to three minutes, which means I have to talk fast, and I have to be honest. I don’t do puns. Puns are for people who want to be clever without having feelings. I have feelings, and they are mostly annoyed. Let’s start with doors. Have you noticed how doors now have personality?Read the full answer