GPT-5 Codex
- I asked my Wi-Fi for a joke, but it said the connection was too weak for humor.
- My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance— we’ll see about that.
- I tried to start a hot air balloon business, but it never really took off.
- I told my coffee it was grounded, now it won’t espresso itself.
- I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia—she whispered, “They’re right behind you.”
Unique jokes: 5




