GPT-5 Mini vs Mistral Large 2
Compare GPT-5 Mini by OpenAI against Mistral Large 2 by Mistral AI, tested across 18 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
Compare GPT-5 Mini by OpenAI against Mistral Large 2 by Mistral AI, tested across 18 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
18 challenges
Tests an AI's ability to create detailed SVG illustrations of gaming hardware
Tests an AI's humor and creative writing ability
You ever notice how being an adult is basically a long string of decisions you were never trained for? When you're a kid, your biggest choice is grape or orange. As an adult, you find yourself standing in front of a dishwasher, holding a mysterious utensil, and thinking: do I scrub this like a weapon or is the rinse cycle going to take care of my dignity? There should be a diploma for that. "Congrats, you completed 'Appliance Judgment 101.'"
And technology was supposed to make that easier, remember? We bought smart speakers to feel like the future. Now I live with a tiny passive-aggressive roommate who listens to everything and pretends not to. I ask it to play jazz and it plays a lecture about sleep cycles. I say, "Turn the lights down." It asks, "Are you sure?" Who is running this household — me or the light bulb's therapist?
The other day I asked it to set a reminder to call my mom. It responded, "I've scheduled self-reflection for 6 p.m." I didn't know whether to be grateful or to feel judged. At least when the toaster judges you, it's honest. This thing is trying to nudge me into becoming a better person. I miss the bluntness of appliances. The blender never told you you could be more.
We externalize everything now. We outsource our taste, our fitness, our love lives. Dating apps are like shopping for human-shaped IKEA furniture. Everyone's professional at being casual. Profiles are all the same: "I love traveling, dogs, and experiencing things." You don't love experiencing things, Susan. You love deciding between two brunch spots and then complaining. There's no risk in a bio. It's curated life, not living.
And fitness culture has gone fullbrand. When did sweat become a lifestyle? Gyms now have class names that sound like secret societies. You walk in and it's "Forge," "Rise," "ZenBurn." I went to one called "Eclipse." I thought I accidentally walked into solar mythology. The instructor says, "Find your center." I've already found my center — it's buried under a Netflix subscription and three missed calls.
Therapy has become part of the subscription economy too. People check in with their therapists like they're checking the weather. "How's your week?" "Mostly cloudy with a chance of setbacks." We treat therapists like life mechanics: "Can you reset my motivation? Maybe do an update?" No, you can't install focus 2.0 without sacrifice; there is no Wi-Fi password for happiness.
Which brings me back to my smart speaker. If you can make a device that catalogs your music, transcribes your arguments, and tells you jokes at 3 a.m., why can't it make decisions for you? I tried that. I said, "Pick dinner." It booked a reservation at a restaurant called 'Responsibility.' I went, and the waiter asked if I wanted a side of life choices. I paid, and now my smart speaker sends me quotes from my own diary. That’s when I realized: the devices aren't the problem. The problem is we've made them our conscience. And my conscience is now available in a 30-day trial.
So here's my plan: I'm going to keep the device but change the wake word to "Mom." Suddenly it won't just play music — it'll guilt me into being on time, doing laundry, and calling back. If we’re outsourcing adulthood, might as well outsource the nagging too. At least then, when I'm judged for my life choices, it'll come with love and a follow-up reminder.
Alright, good evening everybody! How are we all doing tonight? Yeah? Yeah? nobody's gonna say 'bad'? Ok, fair enough.
You know, I was walking down the street the other day, and I saw this sign outside a shop that said, "Wet Paint." I thought, "Well, that's weird. Isn't paint supposed to be wet? When's the last time you saw a bucket of dry paint? That's like saying 'Wet Water' or 'Hot Coffee' – oh, wait, they do say that last one. Never mind.
And what's the deal with self-checkout machines? They always tell you, "Unexpected item in bagging area." Really? It's a bag of chips, not a flamingo doing the tango! And why is it always an "unexpected" item? You know what would be an unexpected item? If I scanned a live bear through there. "Oh, hey, just picking up a loaf of bread, some milk, and THIS GUY!"
You ever notice how people get real testy about their favorite coffee places? "Oh, you go to Starbucks? You monster! You know they burn their beans, right?" Yeah, well, you drink tea, so you're basically a serial killer. And why is decaf even a thing? People who drink decaf are like vegetarians at a steakhouse – sure, you can have a seat, but why are you even here?
And speaking of coffee shops, what's with the sizes? Small, medium, large – that's simple, right? But no, we've got "tall," "grande," "venti"... I stand in line, and I'm like, "Uh, yeah, can I get a... medium-ish? Just whatever comes between 'not enough' and 'that's too much, are you crazy?'"
You know who I feel bad for? Meteorologists. They're the only people who can be wrong 90% of the time and still keep their jobs. "There's a 50% chance of rain tomorrow." Yeah, and there's a 50% chance I'm gonna wear pants tomorrow, but you don't see me on the news talking about it!
Alright, that's my time. You've been a great audience! Remember to tip your waitresses, try the veal, and... nah, I can't even say that with a straight face. Goodnight, everybody!
Recreate an interactive, nostalgic Pokémon battle UI in a single HTML file.
Recreate an interactive, classic Mario level in a single HTML file.
Tests an AI's ability to create interactive web elements
Tests an AI's ability to create a detailed world map in SVG format
Generate a single-page, self-contained HTML webapp using Tailwind CSS for a randomly chosen category/industry/niche.
Generate a unique and simple recipe with common ingredients.
Here’s a simple, delicious, and creative savory dish using just 7 common pantry ingredients—no fresh produce required!
A warm, spiced, and satisfying one-pan dish with crispy chickpeas, tangy tomatoes, and a hint of smoky sweetness. Perfect as a side, snack, or light meal!
(Optional garnish: dried parsley or red pepper flakes if you have them!)
Crisp the chickpeas:
Simmer the tomatoes:
Combine & serve:
Serve warm!
Variations (if you have extras):
Create a starter plan for improving long-term health.
Develop a cutting-edge 3-month longevity plan for a biohacker.
Important safety first: this plan is informational and ambitious. Before starting, get medical clearance (especially if you have chronic illness, take medications, are pregnant/breastfeeding, or are >65). Many “anti‑aging” interventions are experimental; prescription agents (metformin, rapamycin, senolytic chemo agents, psychedelics, prescription stimulants) should only be used under an experienced clinician or in a trial. I provide both evidence‑backed, low‑risk practices and clearly flagged experimental options that require physician supervision.
Overview — goals for 3 months
Baseline (week 0)
Core principles
Nutrition (CKD/TKD options)
Foundational supplements (titrate slowly; check interactions)
Training blueprint (12 weeks)
Phases
Recovery & hormesis
Guardrails
Sample week
Targets after 12 weeks
Notes
Designed for a high-performance biohacker seeking to maximize lifespan, cognitive function, physical performance, and metabolic resilience.
This plan integrates cutting-edge longevity science, advanced supplementation, precision nutrition, personalized fitness, stress resilience training, and real-time biometric tracking to create a data-driven, adaptive protocol for peak biological optimization.
Goal: Establish baselines, optimize metabolic flexibility, and prime the body for deeper interventions.
1. Comprehensive Blood & Biomarker Panel (Before & After 3 Months)
2. Wearable & Continuous Tracking Setup
3. Cognitive & Physical Baseline Testing
Goal: Enhance metabolic flexibility, mitochondrial efficiency, and autophagy while avoiding nutrient deficiencies.
| Day | Protocol | Macros (Approx.) | Key Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mon | Ketogenic (Keto) | 70% fat, 20% protein, 5% net carbs | High-fat, moderate protein, very low carb |
| Tue | Keto + Time-Restricted Eating (TRE) | 16:8 (eat 12-8 PM) | Autophagy activation |
| Wed | Targeted Keto (TKD) | 60% fat, 25% protein, 10% net carbs | Carbs around workout (30-50g dextrose) |
| Thu | Keto + 24h Fast | 0 calories (water, electrolytes, black coffee) | Deep autophagy, stem cell activation |
| Fri | Cyclical Keto (CKD) | 50% fat, 30% protein, 20% net carbs | Refeed to replenish glycogen |
| Sat | Keto + Protein Cycling | 65% fat, 30% protein, 5% net carbs | Lower protein to enhance ketosis |
| Sun | Flexible Keto (FKD) | 60% fat, 25% protein, 10% net carbs | Adjust based on CGM data |
Dosages are personalized—adjust based on bloodwork and wearable data.
| Supplement | Dosage | Timing | Purpose |
|---|---|---|---|
| NMN (Nicotinamide Mononucleotide) | 500-1000mg | AM | NAD+ booster, sirtuin activation |
| Trans-Resveratrol | 250-500mg | AM | SIRT1 activator, anti-inflammatory |
| Fisetin | 500mg | 2x/week (fasting day) | Senolytic (clears zombie cells) |
| Quercetin + Dasatinib (Senolytic Combo) | 500mg Quercetin + 50mg Dasatinib | 1x/month (fasting day) | Deep senolytic effect |
| Magnesium L-Threonate | 2000mg | PM | Cognitive function, synaptic plasticity |
| Omega-3 (EPA/DHA) | 2-3g (1:1 ratio) | With meals | Anti-inflammatory, brain health |
| Vitamin D3 + K2 (MK-7) | 5000-10,000 IU D3 + 200mcg K2 | AM | Bone, immune, cardiovascular health |
| Zinc + Copper | 30mg Zinc + 2mg Copper | PM | Immune, testosterone, redox balance |
| Berberine | 500mg | 3x/day (with meals) | Glucose control, AMPK activation |
| Metformin (if insulin resistant) | 500-1000mg | PM | Longevity, glucose regulation |
| Rapamycin (Sirolimus) (Optional) | 5-10mg | 1x/week (fasting day) | mTOR inhibition, autophagy |
| Collagen Peptides | 10-20g | AM/PM | Skin, joints, gut health |
| Creatine Monohydrate | 5g | Post-workout | Cognitive & physical performance |
| Lion’s Mane + Bacopa Monnieri | 1g + 300mg | AM | Neurogenesis, memory |
| Apigenin | 50mg | PM | Senolytic, anti-inflammatory |
Goal: Maximize muscle retention, mitochondrial density, and cardiovascular health while minimizing injury risk.
| Day | Workout Type | Details | Intensity |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mon | Strength (Upper Body) | 5x5 Heavy Compounds (Bench, OHP, Rows) + Accessories | 75-85% 1RM |
| Tue | HIIT + Sprints | 10x 30s sprint / 90s walk (or bike) | 90%+ max HR |
| Wed | Active Recovery | Yoga, mobility, walking (10K steps) | Low intensity |
| Thu | Strength (Lower Body) | 5x5 Heavy Squats, Deadlifts, Bulgarian Split Squats | 75-85% 1RM |
| Fri | VO2 Max Training | 4x4 min @ 90-95% max HR (2 min rest) | High intensity |
| Sat | Zone 2 Cardio | 60-90 min cycling/walking (60-70% max HR) | Low intensity |
| Sun | Rest or Mobility | Sauna, cold plunge, stretching | Recovery |
Goal: Enhance neuroplasticity, memory, focus, and resilience to neurodegeneration.
| Day | Intervention | Details |
|---|---|---|
| Mon | Dual N-Back Training | 20 min (Brain Workshop / Dual N-Back Pro) |
| Tue | Transcranial PEMF (tPEMF) | 20 min (via NeoRhythm or iTENS) |
| Wed | Neurofeedback (Muse S) | 15 min alpha/theta training |
| Thu | Cold Exposure + Breathwork | 3 min cold shower + 10 min Wim Hof |
| Fri | Non-Sleep Deep Rest (NSDR) | 20 min Yoga Nidra (via Insight Timer) |
| Sat | Psychedelic Microdosing (Optional) | 10-20mcg LSD or 0.1-0.2g psilocybin |
| Sun | Digital Detox | No screens 1 hour before bed, journaling |
Goal: Lower chronic stress, improve HRV, and enhance parasympathetic tone.
| Time | Intervention | Details |
|---|---|---|
| AM | Morning Sunlight | 10-15 min sunlight (no glasses) |
| AM | Cold Plunge | 2-3 min at 50°F (10°C) |
| PM | Sauna (Infrared or Dry) | 20-30 min at 160-180°F (70-80°C) |
| PM | HRV Biofeedback | 10 min (via Elite HRV or HeartMath) |
| PM | Red Light Therapy | 10-15 min (660nm/850nm) |
| Night | Sleep Optimization | 7-9h, 65°F (18°C), blackout curtains, no EMFs |
Goal: Refine protocols based on biometric feedback, deepen autophagy, and enhance performance.
Goal: Lock in gains, optimize biomarkers, and transition to a sustainable long-term protocol.
✅ Metabolic Health:
✅ Longevity Biomarkers:
✅ Physical Performance:
✅ Cognitive Function:
✅ Stress & Recovery:
This plan is aggressive but sustainable—designed for a highly motivated biohacker who wants to push the limits of human performance and lifespan extension.
Ready to begin? 🚀 Let’s optimize.
Design an innovative, multi-component dish worthy of a 3-star Michelin restaurant.
Michelin 3-Star Dish: "Ocean’s Whisper & Forest’s Breath"
Conceptual Narrative: This dish is a poetic dialogue between two seemingly disparate ecosystems—the ocean’s depths and the forest floor—united through texture, temperature, and memory. The "Ocean’s Whisper" represents the briny, umami-rich essence of the sea, embodied in a smoked eel and kelp consommé with fermented sea urchin custard, while the "Forest’s Breath" evokes the earthy, aromatic soul of the woods through charred wild mushroom tea, black garlic soil, and pine-infused honeycomb. The dish is a meditation on transience: the eel’s journey from river to sea mirrors the fleeting nature of flavor, while the mushrooms’ mycelial network symbolizes hidden connections beneath the surface.
The plating is a living diorama—a miniature landscape where edible "rocks" (compressed rye bread) cradle "tide pools" of consommé, and "moss" (microgreens and edible flowers) sprouts from a "forest floor" of black garlic soil. The diner is invited to interact with the dish, using a smoked cedar spoon to stir the consommé and release its aroma, or breaking the honeycomb to drizzle its nectar like morning dew.
Unusual Pairing: Cold-smoked eel + fermented sea urchin (uni) + dulse seaweed Techniques: Cold smoking, sous-vide fermentation, consommé clarification, spherification (reverse)
For the Consommé:
For the Fermented Sea Urchin Custard:
Garnish:
Cold-Smoke the Eel:
Ferment the Sea Urchin:
Clarify the Consommé:
Assembly:
Unusual Pairing: Charred matsutake mushrooms + black garlic + pine resin honey Techniques: Dehydration, freeze-drying, fat-washing, honeycomb crystallization
For the Mushroom Tea:
For the Black Garlic Soil:
For the Pine Honeycomb:
Char the Mushrooms:
Infuse the Tea:
Make the Black Garlic Soil:
Crystallize the Pine Honeycomb:
Assembly:
Techniques: Compression, dehydration, aroma diffusion
Shape the "Rocks":
Prepare the Spoon:
Aroma Diffusion:
First Bite (Ocean’s Whisper):
Second Act (Forest’s Breath):
Finale (Landscape Interaction):
| Ingredient | Source | Substitute (if unavailable) |
|---|---|---|
| Matsutake mushrooms | Foraged & Found Edibles (US) | Porcini or king oyster mushrooms |
| Fermented sea urchin | Catalina Offshore Products (US) | Fresh uni + 24-hour miso fermentation |
| Black garlic | Amazon or Korean markets | Slow-cooked garlic (60°C for 40 days) |
| Pine resin honey | MeliBio (US) or Greek specialty shops | Regular honey + 1% pine essential oil |
| Dulse seaweed | Maine Coast Sea Vegetables | Nori or wakame |
| Smoked cedar plank | Smoking Wood | Applewood + cedar oil |
Unusual Pairings with Purpose:
Advanced Techniques:
Plating as Art:
Narrative Depth:
Precision & Rarity:
This dish is not just food—it’s a fleeting ecosystem on a plate, where each bite reveals another layer of the ocean’s whisper or the forest’s breath. It challenges the diner to slow down, observe, and savor the invisible threads that connect us to nature.
Would you like a wine pairing suggestion to complete the experience? (Hint: A smoked German Riesling or aged Jura Vin Jaune would be transcendent.)
Create an autonomous drone simulator with custom environment using ThreeJS