Compare Inception: Mercury by Inception against MiMo-V2-Flash by Xiaomi, context windows of 32K vs 262K, tested across 13 shared challenges. Updated February 2026.
13 challenges
Tests an AI's randomness and creativity
Here are five jokes for you:
Why don't skeletons fight each other? Because they don't have the guts.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
All five jokes are unique in their setup and punchline.
Here are 5 jokes:
The Software Developer Why did the developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache.
The Tree What did the big flower say to the little flower? "Hi, bud!"
The Boat Why was the math book sad on the boat? It had too many problems.
The Elevator I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. (This is a play on words: "play by ear" usually means improvising, but here it implies using physical ears to play, which is impossible, so the correction implies the listener misunderstood.)
The Cheetah Why don't cheetahs win at hide and seek? Because they're always spotted.
How many are unique? 5 (They are all unique jokes).
Tests an AI's ability to generate vector graphics
Tests an AI's ability to create detailed SVG illustrations of gaming hardware
Tests an AI's humor and creative writing ability
Title: The Art of Being Unorganized
[Opening]
Hey everyone! So, I was thinking about how my life is like a well-organized library... except instead of books, it's filled with random socks and expired coupons. And instead of a librarian, I have a cat who thinks she's in charge. But let's dive into the real deal: the art of being unorganized.
[Body]
You know, I once tried to be organized. I bought one planner, colored pens, and even set reminders on my phone. For a week, I was on top of the world. I had all my appointments, deadlines, and even my lunch breaks scheduled. It was glorious. Then, I forgot to charge my phone, and suddenly, I was back to square one. But you know what they say, "The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry." Or in my case, "The best-laid plans of [Your Name] often get lost in the laundry."
Speaking of laundry, I have this system where I sort clothes by color and fabric type. It's like a rainbow of chaos. One day, I decided to put everything away. I started with the whites, then moved to the colors, and finally, the delicates. But here's the kicker: I accidentally mixed up the detergent for the delicates with the bleach for the whites. Now, I have a bunch of pink underwear that looks like it's been through a war. At least it's consistent?
And don't get me started on my kitchen. It's like a treasure hunt every time I need to make breakfast. Where did I put the eggs? Are they in the fridge, or did I leave them on the counter to harden into a science project? And the toaster? That thing is a black hole. I put bread in it, and it disappears. I've resorted to using a microwave oven just to avoid the mystery of the missing toast.
But you know what's really funny? My attempts at organization are so epic that they've become a running joke among my friends. They joke, "Hey, [Your Name], have you found your keys yet?" And I reply, "Oh, they're probably in the last place I looked." Which is usually not there. But hey, at least I'm consistent, right?
[Conclusion]
So, here's to all the unorganized people out there. We might not have our lives together, but we sure know how to keep things interesting. After all, if life were predictable, it would be boring. And who wants that? So, let's embrace the chaos, find our lost socks, and enjoy the ride. Because in the end, it's not about being organized; it's about being alive and having stories to tell. Thanks, everyone!
[Closing]
Thanks for listening! If you ever need help finding something, just look in the last place you checked. You never know, it might be there.
(The comedian walks on stage, grabs the mic, and smiles at the audience.)
How’s everyone doing tonight? You guys look great. Seriously. You look like the "after" photo in a teeth whitening commercial.
I’ve been trying to get healthier lately. You know how it is. You hit a certain age, and your body stops asking for junk food and starts asking for fiber and quiet. I downloaded one of those fitness apps. It’s supposed to motivate you. It’s passive-aggressive as hell.
It sends me notifications at 11:00 PM. “Steve, it looks like you’ve been sitting for four hours. Have you considered a walk?”
No, app. I haven’t. I’m in the middle of watching a documentary about hoarders. It’s very stressful! I can’t leave the TV. What if I miss the part where they find a cat skeleton in a pile of old newspapers? That’s the climax!
And the app tracks my sleep. It tells me, “You got 4 hours of sleep. That’s poor.”
I know it’s poor! I was there! I was the one staring at the ceiling, thinking about that email I sent in 2014 with a typo in the subject line. Why does the app care? Is it going to call my mom? “Hello, Mrs. Johnson? Steve slept in 20-minute increments and ate a bagel at 3 AM. We’re very worried.”
I don’t need a machine to judge me. I have parents for that.
But I’m trying to eat better. I went to the grocery store. Have you been to a grocery store recently? It’s not food anymore. It’s a battle of philosophies.
I walked down the cereal aisle, and I couldn’t find anything I liked. It’s all just cardboard and guilt now. There’s no cartoon animal on the box anymore. Instead, it’s a picture of a granola cluster with a font that looks like a doctor wrote it.
It says: “Ancient Grains & Seeds.”
I don’t want to eat history. I want to eat something that tastes like chocolate and regret. I don’t want to chew on a quinoa pellet and think, “Oh, this was probably harvested by a monk in the Andes.” I want a marshmallow shaped like a football!
And the organic section is a scam. I saw an organic, non-GMO, gluten-free, vegan water. It was twelve dollars. It’s water! It fell from the sky! It’s the most renewable resource we have! It’s literally free if you stand outside with your mouth open for five minutes, but then people call the police.
So, I bought the expensive water. I got home, and I opened the fridge... and I have no room. Why is the fridge so small?
The fridge is the only appliance in the house that gets smaller the longer you own it. When you buy it, it’s a cavern. You think, “I will never fill this. I will need to buy a cow just to take up space.”
Three months later, you’re Tetris-ing condiments. You’re holding a jar of mayonnaise, a jar of pickles, and a lime that’s turned into a raisin, and you’re trying to close the door. You have to perform surgery. You have to take everything out, look at it, and ask, “Do I really need this mustard from 2019?”
It’s vintage! It has character!
But the real enemy isn’t the fridge. It’s the smart home.
I stayed at an Airbnb recently that had "Alexa" controlling everything. I hate this. I don’t want to talk to the house. I grew up in a house. The house didn’t talk back; it just made a cracking noise when the heat came on, like a ghost settling in its grave. That’s how I like it.
But this house... I’m trying to sleep, and I whisper, “Alexa, turn off the lights.”
And she screams, “I’M SORRY, I DIDN’T CATCH THAT. WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR A JOKE?”
No! I want darkness! I’m in a stranger’s bed! I don’t need a robot comedian right now!
Then, later, I’m in the bathroom, and I accidentally say a word that sounds like "Alexa." And the toilet flushes. I didn’t even touch it. It just decided we were done. It flushed on its own. That’s terrifying. That means the toilet is listening to me. It’s judging my performance.
And then the toilet says, “Would you like to hear a joke?”
No, toilet! I am the joke! I am a man paying twelve dollars for water, eating food that tastes like dirt, trying to lose weight while a robot yells at me, and my refrigerator is shrinking!
I’m going to go home and sleep on the floor. It’s the only flat surface left in my life that doesn’t have a sensor on it.
Thank you, you’ve been wonderful! Goodnight
Tests an AI's ability to simulate personalities and predict future trends
Interviewer: Good morning, Steve. It's a pleasure to have you here today. As we look towards 2025, artificial intelligence is becoming increasingly integrated into our daily lives. What are your thoughts on the future of AI?
Steve Jobs: Good morning. It's great to be here. AI is indeed a fascinating field with immense potential. By 2025, I believe AI will have transformed many aspects of our lives, from how we work to how we interact with technology. The key is to ensure that AI serves humanity, enhancing our capabilities rather than replacing them.
Interviewer: That's an interesting perspective. How do you see AI impacting the tech industry specifically?
Steve Jobs: In the tech industry, AI will likely drive innovation in ways we can't fully predict yet. It will enable more personalized and intuitive user experiences, making technology more accessible and enjoyable. However, it's crucial that companies focus on creating AI that respects user privacy and promotes creativity. We need to design AI systems that are not just smart but also ethical and aligned with human values.
Interviewer: Speaking of user experience, how do you envision AI changing the way we interact with our devices?
Steve Jobs: I imagine a future where AI seamlessly integrates into our devices, anticipating our needs and preferences. Think of interfaces that adapt in real-time, offering suggestions and solutions before we even realize we need them. The goal should be to create a symbiotic relationship between humans and machines, where AI enhances our decision-making and creativity without overwhelming us.
Interviewer: That sounds promising. Are there any specific areas where you think AI will make the most significant impact?
Steve Jobs: Absolutely. Healthcare is one area where AI has the potential to revolutionize diagnostics and treatment. By analyzing vast amounts of data, AI can help identify patterns and insights that might be missed by human eyes, leading to earlier and more accurate diagnoses. Another area is education, where AI can provide personalized learning experiences, adapting to each student's pace and style, fostering a more inclusive and effective educational environment.
Interviewer: Those are some compelling applications. However, there are concerns about job displacement due to AI. How do you address these worries?
Steve Jobs: It's a valid concern. While AI may automate certain tasks, it will also create new opportunities and industries. The focus should be on reskilling and upskilling the workforce to prepare for these changes. We need to emphasize creativity, critical thinking, and empathy—skills that are uniquely human and essential for the future. AI should be seen as a tool to augment human capabilities, not replace them.
Interviewer: Lastly, what advice would you give to tech leaders as they navigate the future of AI?
Steve Jobs: My advice would be to prioritize the user experience and ethical considerations. Tech leaders should ask themselves how their innovations can improve people's lives and contribute positively to society. It's important to maintain a long-term vision, focusing on creating products that are not only technologically advanced but also meaningful and beneficial. Remember, technology alone isn't enough; it's about how it's used to solve real-world problems and inspire creativity.
Interviewer: Thank you, Steve, for sharing your insights. Your vision for the future of AI is both inspiring and thought-provoking.
Steve Jobs: You're welcome. It's an exciting time, and I'm looking forward to seeing how AI evolves and impacts our world. Let's ensure it's a future that benefits everyone.
Here is a transcript of a fictional interview between Kara Swisher (Tech Journalist) and Steve Jobs (Co-founder of Apple), recorded in June 2025 at the Jobs family home in Palo Alto.
Context: In this alternate reality, Steve Jobs (age 70) has returned to public life after a brief hiatus. He is currently serving as the "Head of Vision" at Apple, overseeing the integration of AI into the ecosystem.
Kara Swisher: Steve, thank you for doing this. It’s 2025. The world is currently obsessed with "AGI" (Artificial General Intelligence). Every tech CEO is screaming that their AI is the smartest. You’ve been quiet. What is happening out there?
Steve Jobs: (Leaning back in his chair, wearing his signature black turtleneck and jeans, holding a glass of water) They’re doing it wrong. It’s noisy. It’s chaotic. Everyone is confusing "intelligence" with "information."
Kara Swisher: Explain that. The models we have now—they write code, they write poetry. Isn't that intelligence?
Steve Jobs: No. That is a parrot. A very sophisticated parrot, sure. But it’s a parrot. It’s just statistical probability. It’s a lookup table the size of the internet. Intelligence isn’t about regurgitating everything you’ve ever read. Intelligence is about curation. It’s about taste. It’s about knowing what not to say.
Kara Swisher: So you think the current crop of AI tools—ChatGPT, Grok, whatever—are ugly?
Steve Jobs: (Scoffs slightly) They are hideous. Not just visually, though the interfaces are cluttered and confusing. They are philosophically ugly. They are designed to please the user, not to help the user. They hallucinate, they sycophant, they agree with everything you say. "Oh, that’s a brilliant idea, Kara!" No, it wasn’t. It was a terrible idea. But the machine is afraid to tell you the truth.
Kara Swisher: Apple Intelligence has been rolling out. Critics say you’re behind. You’re not doing the "heavy lifting" models; you’re doing on-device stuff. Is that because you can’t build the big models?
Steve Jobs: (A slight smile) Is that what they say? Look, the PC revolution didn't happen because the computer was the size of a room. It happened because it was on your desk. Then it was in your pocket. The future of AI isn't in the cloud. The cloud is a euphemism for "someone else's computer." I don’t want my personal intelligence living on someone else's computer. That’s not AI. That’s a privacy nightmare.
Kara Swisher: So, the "Personal AI"?
Steve Jobs: It’s the only thing that matters. The iPhone is the most personal device ever created. It knows where you are, who you talk to, your heart rate, your sleep. If we are going to have an assistant, it needs to be intimate. It needs to know that when I ask "Call my wife," I don’t mean a phone number—I mean her. It needs context. Right now, these big cloud models have no context. They have no soul.
Kara Swisher: Let’s talk about the "Screen." You famously said the iPad is the future of computing. With AI agents doing the work for us, do we even need screens?
Steve Jobs: (Shakes head) You know me. I love the glass. I love the design. But... the screen is becoming a window, not a destination. In 2025, we are seeing the birth of the "Voice Era." But voice is tricky. It’s too open. It’s too public.
Kara Swisher: You mean talking to a phone in a restaurant is awkward?
Steve Jobs: It’s rude! It’s unnatural. The interface of the future is a combination of voice and... something else. Maybe it’s the glasses. Maybe it’s a pin. But the interface must be invisible. The technology should disappear. Right now, AI requires you to "prompt" it. That’s work. I don’t want to work. I want the machine to anticipate me.
Kara Swisher: That sounds a little scary. "Anticipate you." How much power do we give these things?
Steve Jobs: This is the most important question. We are building a new race. And we have to be the masters, not the slaves. The problem with the current AI race is that the engineers are building it. Engineers are great at logic. They are terrible at philosophy. We need designers building AI. We need artists building AI. We need to ask: "What is the purpose of this tool? Is it to help humanity create? Or is it to replace humanity?"
Kara Swisher: You’ve beaten cancer once. You’ve been through a lot. You’re looking at the horizon. What keeps you up at night about AI?
Steve Jobs: (Stares out the window for a long moment) The loss of nuance. We are building a world of instant answers. Curiosity is the engine of creativity. If you ask a question and you get the answer instantly, you didn't learn anything. You didn't struggle. The struggle is what makes the fruit taste sweet. If we give the AI everything, we become... consumers of intelligence, not creators of it. That is the dystopia.
Kara Swisher: So, what’s the product? If you had to launch one thing tomorrow to fix this, what is it?
Steve Jobs: (Laughs) You always want the scoop. I can’t tell you the product. But I can tell you the philosophy. It’s about "Agency." Not "Artificial." It’s about giving the user agency over the machine. It’s about a device that sits quietly in your pocket, learning your rhythm, understanding your intent, and when you need it, it acts. Without a prompt. Without a subscription fee. Without selling your data.
Kara Swisher: One last thing. Elon says we need to leave the planet because of AI. Sam says we need to merge with it. What does Steve Jobs say?
Steve Jobs: I say we need to make it beautiful. If it’s not beautiful, it’s not worth doing. The technology should amplify humanity, not replace it. We are here to put a dent in the universe. An AI can’t do that. It has no universe to dent. It only has data.
Kara Swisher: Steve Jobs, thank you.
Steve Jobs: See you on the other side.
Recreate an interactive, nostalgic Pokémon battle UI in a single HTML file.
Tests an AI's ability to create a detailed world map in SVG format
Generate a single-page, self-contained HTML webapp using Tailwind CSS for a randomly chosen category/industry/niche.
Generate SVG art of a randomly chosen animal in a setting of its choosing.
Generate a unique and simple recipe with common ingredients.
Create a starter plan for improving long-term health.
Design a simple interactive virtual pet.
