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Here are 5 jokes:

1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

2. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!

4. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

5. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack up!

All 5 jokes are unique - each one has a different setup and punchline, covering different topics (atoms/scie nce, bears, scarecrows, pasta, and eggs).

Generate an SVG of a pelican riding a bicycle. the one - shot - hole in the ground that i can't see is the last building on the street. i feel bad driving this bike because then we 'd have to turn the car around and pull into the next alley. i turn the bike around, putting it through its paces. then, i drive the bike toward the next building. it's a nice little corner office, but the place is a mess. after a time i put it back in the center parking lot behind the rest of the neighborhood. now that i think about it, i can still see the lights from

Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns. the one thing was for sure, no matter how many times he gave this speech, he 'd never be able to remember all of it. he was never sure if he liked the guy or not. the next day, he went out with a band friend and got them started. some of the other guys were pretty hot, but mike was way tougher than everybody else. he sat on the stage and sang along with the set. the sound effects made it really hard to focus. the lead singer, who was named " red

"Modern Life is Weird"

[Walk on stage]

You know what's crazy about being an adult? Nobody tells you that half of it is just googling things you're too embarrassed to ask real people. Last week I googled "is it normal for my knee to sound like bubble wrap? " The answer was either "yes, totally fine" or "you have six weeks to live." Thanks, internet!

[Pause]

I went to the doctor about it. You know you're getting old when your doctor looks like they should be asking YOU for ID to buy alcohol. This kid walks in with a stethoscope, and I'm like, "Did you just graduate... fr om middle school?"

But here's what really gets me – why do we act completely insane at the doctor's office? They ask, "How much do you drink?" and suddenly I'm doing calculus in my head. "Well, let's see, carry the one... I have a glas s of wine with dinner." Yeah, a glass. It's just a really big glass. It's a vase, actually. I drink wine fro m a vase.

[Mime drinking from large container]

And don't get me started on grocery shopping. Why do I need a PhD to buy shampoo? There's moisturizing, volu mizing, clarifying, fortifying... I just want my hair to be clean! I don't need it to solve my emotional pro blems!

Plus, self-checkout is a trap. They put you in charge of scanning your own groceries like you work there. Th en the machine starts screaming "UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA!" Yeah, it's unexpected because I don't wor k here! I'm doing my best, robot!

[Pause for effect]

The worst part is when you're buying embarrassing things. Last week I had toilet paper, ice cream, and cat f ood. The machine froze, and the teenage employee had to come over. He looked at my items and I could see him thinking, "This person's having a rough week."

[Shrug]

Speaking of technology, my phone knows too much about me. It autocorrects "running late" before I even type it because that's apparently my catchphrase now. My maps app just assumes I'm lost. It doesn't even wait for me to ask for directions anymore. I'll be sitting on my couch and it's like, "Turn right to get to your kit chen."

And what's with password requirements these days? "Must contain uppercase, lowercase, numbers, symbols, the blood of your firstborn, and a haiku about your childhood fears." Then they're like, "Don't write it down!" Where am I supposed to store this information? I can't remember why I walked into a room!

[Pace across stage]

You know what else nobody prepared me for? How excited I'd get about cancelled plans. Someone texts "Hey, ca n we raincheck?" and I'm already in my pajamas like "Oh no! What a shame! I was so looking forward to puttin g on real pants!"

Because going out now requires preparation. I need three business days' notice. I need to charge my social b attery. I need to practice conversation topics. Remember when we could just... show up places?

[Final beat]

The truth is, we're all just walking around pretending we know what we're doing. But at least we're all conf used together. And hey, if you ever see someone at the store at 10 PM buying wine in a box and googling "why does my back hurt when I breathe?" – just give them a nod. We're all in this together.

[Pause]

Thank you, you've been a wonderful audience! Don't forget to validate your parking – unlike my life choices!

[Exit]

Create a simplified world map as an SVG showing major continents with different colors. Add labels for at least 5 major countries. the map of russia showed the continents as two separate continents on one level, and europe and china as a third. when i was done with the list, i stopped. i remembered that the page i 'd left was a map of the world with a map of europe with an ocean view on the opposite side. i looked at the page from italy and it looked like it was taken by the map of italy, so i stood up and put it back. then i grabbed my cell phone and called my secretary

Create an SVG art of an animal of your choosing in a setting of your choosing. Surprise me.

• the diary of dominique maksylov, " isabelle whispered. " isn't that a rather boring tale? " " yes, " he grumbled, not wanting to admit the truth. " well, the point is i'm the daughter of a duke and therefore don't belong in any story and therefore don't belong anywhere. " " it seems i have no idea what the point of this will be then. " dominique felt his face grow hot. isabelle nodded. " of course you do, my lord,

Design a modern, minimal landing page for a music streaming app called "Wavefront" that focuses on indie artists. The landing page should have a hero section, features section, and call-to-action. Use a color scheme of deep purples and teals. In a single-page self-contained HTML. the original " author " website is created with " i love music " and provided by my grandfather. the story of my youth is inspired from a very early age. for the first few weeks after i left the boarding school i went out with a band, called the cello and accordion, by the