Stochastic Consistency Test

• I started labeling my leftovers “Biohazard.” Now nobody steals my lunch and the fridge is treated like a lab.
• My phone autocorrected “meeting” to “melting,” and honestly that’s the most accurate agenda we’ve had all year.
• I told my plants I’d water them tomorrow. They leafed me on read.
• I tried to multitask by taking a nap and being productive—so I dreamed about answering emails.
• The bakery hired me to write gluten-free puns. I said I knead the dough but I’ll rise to the occasion.

Unique jokes: 5