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(Lights up on a stage. Comedian walks to center, adjusts mic, smiles warmly.) \"Alright, alright, settle down you crazy people! Thanks for having me. (Pause fo r applause/laughter) You know, I was scrolling through Instagram earlier, and it\'s just a constant ba rrage of people \'living thei r best life,\' isn\'t it?

[The comedian walks onto the stage, adjusts the mic stand, and smiles at the crowd.] How’s everyone doing tonight? (Wait for response) Good, good. I’m doing okay, but I recently crossed a major threshold in my life. I hit the age where my body has started making its own decisions without consulting me first.

Here are 5 jokes: Why don\'t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

Here are 5 jokes: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! How do you organize a space party? You planet. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.