Gemini 2.5 Flash Preview 05-20 (thinking) vs Grok 4.7

Gemini 2.5 Flash Preview 05-20 (thinking): (Lights up on a stage. Comedian walks to center, adjusts mic, smiles warmly.) \"Alright, alright, settle down you crazy people! Thanks for having me. (Pause fo r applause/laughter) You know, I was scrolling through Instagram earlier, and it\'s just a constant ba rrage of people \'living thei r best life,\' isn\'t it?

Grok 4.7: Three minutes. No puns. Just a guy who has lost an argument with a refrigerator. I meal-prepped this week. Which is a lie I tell myself so I can buy six containers and then eat cereal over the sink for four days. Sunday I was a scientist. I labeled everything. “Chicken, Monday.” “Chicken, Tuesday.”

Gemini 2.5 Flash Preview 05-20 (thinking): Here are 5 jokes: Why don\'t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

Grok 4.7: Here are 5 jokes: Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. I told my computer I needed a break, and it said “No problem — I’ll go to sleep.” Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.