Generate a Stand-Up Routine
Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Here's a clean 3-minute set you can actually perform — all observational / storytelling, no puns. It's about 420 words, so at a normal pace it's right around 3 minutes. "Adulthood Is A Scam" Hey, thank you guys so much. I'm so excited to be here.Read the full answer
(Lights up. Comedian walks on, casual, holding a half-eaten granola bar.) Alright, real talk—why is adulting so weird? Like, I turned 30 last year, and suddenly my body started sending me notes in the form of back pain and sudden cravings for warm milk. Not wine. Not coffee. Warm milk.Read the full answer