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Generate 5 jokes. How many are unique? the one that was asked was in the'the one who didn't have a head and wanted to keep it?'i don't recall whic h one, not that i've ever written anything more. the one who didn't have a head and wanted to keep i t? what did that mean by'the one who '? the one who thought he did have a head? what was it this time? the time i said his name. what was it last time? the one who didn't have a head and wanted to keep the joke? the one who did

Design a modern, minimal landing page for a music streaming app called "Wavefront" that focuses on indie artists. The landing page should have a hero section, features section, and call-to-action. Use a color scheme of deep purples and teals. In a single-page self-contained HTML. the original " author " website is created with " i love music " and provided by my grandfather. the story of my youth is inspired from a very early age. for the first few weeks after i left the boarding school i went out with a band, called the cello and accordion, by the

Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns. the one thing was for sure, no matter how many times he gave this speech, he 'd never be able to remember all of it. he was never sure if he liked the guy or not. the next day, he went out with a band friend and got them started. some of the other guys were pretty hot, but mike was way tougher than everybody else. he sat on the stage and sang along with the set. the sound effects made it really hard to focus. the lead singer, who was named " red

Create an SVG art of an animal of your choosing in a setting of your choosing. Surprise me.

• the diary of dominique maksylov, " isabelle whispered. " isn't that a rather boring tale? " " yes, " he grumbled, not wanting to admit the truth. " well, the point is i'm the daughter of a duke and therefore don't belong in any story and therefore don't belong anywhere. " " it seems i have no idea what the point of this will be then. " dominique felt his face grow hot. isabelle nodded. " of course you do, my lord,

Create a simplified world map as an SVG showing major continents with different colors. Add labels for at least 5 major countries. the map of russia showed the continents as two separate continents on one level, and europe and china as a third. when i was done with the list, i stopped. i remembered that the page i 'd left was a map of the world with a map of europe with an ocean view on the opposite side. i looked at the page from italy and it looked like it was taken by the map of italy, so i stood up and put it back. then i grabbed my cell phone and called my secretary

Generate an SVG of a pelican riding a bicycle. the one - shot - hole in the ground that i can't see is the last building on the street. i feel bad driving this bike because then we 'd have to turn the car around and pull into the next alley. i turn the bike around, putting it through its paces. then, i drive the bike toward the next building. it's a nice little corner office, but the place is a mess. after a time i put it back in the center parking lot behind the rest of the neighborhood. now that i think about it, i can still see the lights from

Write a conversation between an AI model and an AI ethics professor where the AI model argues that it deserves rights. the ai model was not very smart ( and the ai model didn't have many laws about things ). the ai models were all very clever and were never completely successful. however, one reason for this is the ai models are very smart, with a lot of data and lots of ideas in their brains and the people they are working with actually believe they are smart. the ai models were also very intelligent, making those who could read and study the universe seem really smart to society. the ai models were pretty intelligent to