Generate a Stand-Up Routine
Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
(Steps onto stage, takes a sip of water, looks out at the audience) Alright, alright. Thanks for having me. It's nice to be here. Feels good. Honestly, sometimes I forget what it feels like to be here. Like, physically. In a room. With other humans. It's been a thing lately, you know? Just...Read the full answer
I feel like I’m constantly at war with myself. Specifically, the war between the person I want to be—which is a lean, green, jogging machine—and the person I actually am, which is a potato sitting on the couch. I go to the grocery store with a mission statement. I write it down. I have a list.Read the full answer