Generate a Stand-Up Routine
Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
The Modern Dating World So I went on this date last week, and the guy was really into his phone. I'm thinking, "This is great! He's not distracted by my terrible conversation skills." But then he starts scrolling through his feed while we're eating dinner. And I'm like, "What are you doing?"Read the full answer
(Walks to mic, adjusts stand, takes a breath) I’ve come to a quiet realization about grocery shopping. We don’t go to stores anymore. We go to unpaid internships. I used to walk into a supermarket with a cart, buy my food, and leave. Now I walk in, grab a basket, and get handed a shift. No onboarding.Read the full answer