Generate a Stand-Up Routine
Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
(Walks on stage, grabs the mic, smiles at the audience) You ever get the feeling we’re not in charge of technology anymore? We like to think we are. We buy the fancy phones, we have the smart homes, we tell Alexa what to do. But we’re not in charge. We’re its pets. And its favorite game is "humiliate the human."Read the full answer
I feel like I’m constantly at war with myself. Specifically, the war between the person I want to be—which is a lean, green, jogging machine—and the person I actually am, which is a potato sitting on the couch. I go to the grocery store with a mission statement. I write it down. I have a list.Read the full answer